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senirita
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January 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 1:12pm UTC

sometimes I wish I could pause time,
walk up to someone, hit them,
unpause time and watch their reaction.
just me?

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turgeonite2
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I love when
I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
"if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
And I just sit there like,
"You're welcome.. you are welcome."

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QuQu101
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Just because I trust him more than
you, doesn't mean I have a crush
on him.notificationsnn

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anne1216
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:54pm UTC

During a test when the teacher
passes by so you cover your answers with yous hand because
you don't want them to see how many answers you got wrong
nmfnotificationsnn

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Indigosky101
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:54pm UTC

O H MY GOD
Why does he have to be so cute?

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lexibear54
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:49pm UTC

If you
come around saying sorry to me,
my daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be.
format credit:xoxocynthia:)

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAVE MEANT
SOMETHING TO YOU

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RockyTheRaccoon
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC

They don't understand.
I can't just stop liking him. Yeah, he's treated me pretty badly, but I can't just be like "That's it, I don't like him anymore." The heart feels what the heart feels. No one else makes me feel the way he makes me feel. Everything reminds me of him. Seeing him makes my heart stop and talking to him takes my breath away. Knowing that he feels absolutely nothing for me? That everything was a lie? That to him I'm just another girl? It's not easy. It's not something I can get over in the blink of an eye. So stop telling me to.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC

"Hi, my name is ___ _____."
and i have a tendency of falling in love with actors, singers, and people that are way too out of my league.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:33pm UTC

jack: "hey, i need to tell you a bad muffin joke!"
me: "... please don't."
jack: "no. i am going to tell you a bad muffin joke."
me: "...."
jack: "ask me what i'm doing!"
me: "fine. what are you doing?"
jack: "oh, muffin much."
me: "...."
-____________-

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emily1534
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS:
That cover their face in make up. That burn their fingers on the hair straightener every morning just to look pretty. The girls that have a million and one insecurities. The ones that feel like they just don't fit in.
Here's to the girls, just like me.

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ShesInLove
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:29pm UTC

He took a sip of my drink,
then i took a sip, that counts right?

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beentheredonethat
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC

That awkward moment ;
when you realize you swear more than
Jenna Marbles.

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Did you know?
That all of the Rugrats babies were voiced by girls ?
MIND = BLOWN

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC

If you have ever :
- taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours.
- skipped one or more meals
- cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough
- attempted any sort of self harm
- had thoughts of taking your own life or actually tried
- felt like you were worthless
Favorite this .
You're not alone , and you never will be.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC

COMPARED TO HER
I LOOK LIKE A POTATOE

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XxbubblygirlxX
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 6:25pm UTC

Today, I found out that my friend's dad's name is Yu. He's a surgeon. Their last name is Dai. My friend's dad is a surgeon named You Die. MLIA

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wittyme22
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:48pm UTC

That awkward moment..when a cute guy..doesnt live up to his profile pic.

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