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Jakeiswitty

Status: I'm back. Time for a fresh start. I'm Jake, you are?

Member Since: 13 Jun 2012 11:05am

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2012 02:29pm

Gender: M

user id: 308233

Yea, I'm Jake. I'm back now. Sorry if you're comments don't get replies. Time for a fresh start.

Jakeiswitty
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 7:30pm UTC
Dude where are u?
I'll be there in 5 if not read this again.
Um...Thanks?

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Jakeiswitty
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC
Hey wanna come over and hang?
Sorry man. I got grounded so I can't
What did u do?
I got in a fight with my mom and she yelled "Son of a b/itch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM."
Good going bro.

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Jakeiswitty
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 7:00pm UTC
"Giving up is the easiest thing to do. I know because I've done it a thousand times"
-Mark Twain

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Jakeiswitty
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC
It kills me when I hear some of the things girls say about themselves. Just to let you know girls, you are all beautiful.

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