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Jakeisapenguin

Status: Im in love with Rhi Rhi

Member Since: 7 Nov 2012 03:46pm

Last Seen: 1 Aug 2013 12:13am

Location: Being Irishly Awesome duhh

Gender: M

user id: 337786

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18 Favorites
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Hello  (: You may not know me  but i want you to , cos i am a nice lil doggy ! MmmHm Woof  :D But i like penguins aswell ! Waddles i go  :D  So ..... I bet your wondering , who da furk is Jake eh  ? Well If u wanna i will tell you !  I am 13 years of age ! I am taken to a wonderful , sexy , one in a million , lucky girl called Rhi Rhi and we have been dating since feels like forever <3 Well i live in the United States , from living EVERYWHERE  xD Tired me out

UPDATING MORE SOON :) BYE





My Hackes that i love !!!!!!
these are my hacks ,im going to keep them cos they mean the world to me  :) <3
Hello. 
OMFG. ITS JAKEYY ;) Yeahh, Becky here ;D you see that super sexayy guy here? He is so fuccckie hot. 

Anywayyy... he's.....MINE. ;) 

Look at that amazball face.
So cute and perf.
Girls if you wanna bang him, dont bother. I will be there first ;)
Love yo Jakeyyy<3
UmBye.
(Had to put mine first as im so special;))




Hello peeps of witty  :) Its George and Thomas :D Jakes modeling mates !! If ya wondering hmm whats there witty account name , yeah we dont have one sowwie :L  Yeah , We're both Jealous of Jake like LOADS , he gets all the girls cos is irishness  >:O !!!  but we can never get mad a Jake cos he is always there for us and he always looks out for others , he has his wierd times and creepy times but the best times we have has to be the  City of NY and Irish Dancing in Ireland OMFG i keep LMFAO  XD !!!! What else to say i wonder  ....  well we share a room together , pretty awesome cos were all going OMG to the  sexy girls on TV - dont ask , he wins at the singing , but we beat him at  the Dancing  ;)  Micheal Jackson always wins  =D well we gotta go cos me and George are getting attacked by Jake again  :D Oh Jake bring it on !!!!!! George and Thomas :) 


I just died. When  Jake asked me to do him a hack. I died. Imma ghost!
Lmao jk.
Anyways... i was sad and now im happy cause i get to write some stuff about
The Awesome Jake.
He's a penguin apparently... omfg HUG ME JAKE HUG ME!!!
I LOVE PENGUINS!!
Okay that was mad ^^^^^^^
Okay Jake is really nice to talk to and he always makes me happy
He's from Ireland just like me
(don't tell but me &him are leprechauns)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We don't talk THAT often because...
hes a model...
Jake is a model
HOW AWESOME!!!
So Jake is funny
And happy
And he can sing
"i love you for a thousand years"
And
"Flo Rida"
And more but he just won't admit it
You have
I SAID HAVE!
Got to talk to this dude
He's awesome
Simply
Awesome
And he's cute
Cute Lil jakeyy
I need a nickname for ya
How about...
Jake The Jerk
LMAO
Jk how about....
Cakeloving Jake
(you have to love cake for this nickname to work)
Okay !
I dont know what else to write but..
HES AWESOME
AND EPIC
AND IF YOU DONT FOLLOW HIM
I SHALL..... STALK YOU!!!
Byee babe!!
xox
p.s the fatdude banging you said your fuhk'n awesome!!
Jakee having gun,yeh??
LMFAO!!

     ~Rhi (funkyhotgirlxx)
Im expecting you to gimme a nickname. Mkaii x
 

omg omg hey there Jakeyyy, its Gigi.
Omg this boy is perf.
He's so funny and sweet and omg his cheeks are so squeezable xD
Hes the sexiest Irish person I know ;)
So back the fuckk up girls he's mine
#cockblocked. 
Hehe I love youus Jakey 
Kbye <3

p.s check your quotes ;)


Ayyyyo it me Laura :D
Follow this guy,he is awesome sweet funny and look how good
looking he is xD He's the awesomest penguin i know xD
He is a great friend,has great taste in music, he is so perfect
and he's a pengiun :D What else can I say? hmmm...you're being h@cked xD.Im pandaloves you and im telling you to follow him or else i will eat you alive xD
HE IS SO AWESOME THAT WORDS CANT DESCRIBE
AND HE'S IRISH :D 




Ohmygod, It's Faith. I suck at these and I have never done a hack beforeee. So uhm if this is stupid and you don't like it, you can delete it ;p This guy,he is amazing. I came on awhile ago and he made me laugh right away. I was depressed with family crap and a lot of other things. He made me laugh and smile. Most importantly,he made me feel wanted and loved :3 We just started talking, and he's amazing! I love him so much,he's an amazing friend, and I hope we keep our friendship going. He's fuuuckking cuuute! So you should go follow him,cuz he's just simply amazing!!!:)
~ HeyItsFaith


HACK TIME!
HOLO AMZIN DJ MAKII HERE THIS DUDE IS MY BFFL AND NOBODY ELSES :) THIS DUDE IS SO AWESOME AND HE IS MY PENGUICORN FRIEND :) EVERYBODY SHOULD FOLLOW MY AMZING BFFL :) 







Jake!
Jake is like everything to me and I love him so so much!
Were bestfriends && even though it's been a hard time..
He comes out strong!
&& Even though he waz mean to mehhh i still love him!
STOP BEING SO LOVABLE BOO!
Jakeeee is so furkin gorgeous!
You know you want him,but guess wha?
I HAVE HIM!
He's mine!
My jakey.
I will love you forever and always bby!
I'll never ever ever ever ever ever forget you!
You know in that movie..
Lord of the rings...
and the lil dude was like
"My precious"
THAS WHAT YOU ARE TO ME!<333
You are one in a million >.<
I would do anything to be on the sofa with you right now!
Don't worry bbe!
We'll meet up in real life one day!
BLEH I WANNA KISS CHUU!
*kisses*
Mwah!
Your the most awesome,beautiful perfect
kind
special
person ever I love you.
I guess this is goodbye but not forever.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS
ILL NEVER FORGET YOU && YOU DONT FORGET ME!!!!!!!!!!
 I LOVE YOU.
Image and video hosting by TinyPicForever yours!<333
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


 
  1. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    If you dont have anything nice to say it Just don't say it at all !

  2. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    EVEN THO I HAVE DATED THE GIRL
    I LOVE FOR A WEEK NOW
    I ALWAYS WISH
    THAT THE WEEK WOULD
    TURN IN TO A BILLION
    FUNKYHOTGIRLXX 2-4-13

  3. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Hey Guys ,
    Even if your a girl or boy
    you can either be a fan or not a fan
    My friend has made up a like page on Facebook
    and wonders if you would be the Greatest person ever
    if you could spread this to all of your friends
    So would you like it ?
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fans-of-one-direction/522624374417412
    ( you have to have facebook )

  4. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Rhi Rhi I have to wonder what makes you beautiful , I always dream of us together being cuddled up . I love you hehe nobody compares to you , I love you more than the moon and the stars. Im madly crazy deeply in love with you ... I hope I am with you forever
    Funkyhotgirlxxx / funkyhotgirlxx
    RHI RHI I LOVE YOU 2-4-13

  5. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 7:19am UTC
    This is what happened to me over the internet
    Random guy - hey idoit
    Me: hey are u calling me a idiot?
    Random guy - aha yeah your the stupid idoit
    Me: please dont call me that
    Random guy - u wanna fight
    Me : okay
    random guy - IM GONNA HURT YA LIL FEELINGS SOO MUCH YA WILL BE CRYIN ON YUR MOMMYS LAP
    Me: - walks out of chat room -
    Moral of story : please dont insult me and using capital letters also learn to spell -_-

  6. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 7:00am UTC
    The party dont start till i walk in ;)

  7. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Rhi is so amazing
    Y'all should follow her!
    Love you so so so much Rhi xxxxxxxx
    Ps this isnt rhi lmao

  8. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Hey Guess what !!
    I DONT WAKE UP EVERY MORNING TO IMPRESS YOU !!! -_-

  9. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    I LOVE GIGI

  10. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    The Worst part of a friendship is the fighting :'(

  11. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    I am a lil Irish 13 yr old , Followfor a follow nd u get all me Irish Love <3

  12. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    It takes a strong heart to LOVE but it takes a stronger heart to LOVE after its been BROKEN <3 x

  13. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Seening as im a awsome Penguin , i should be in the Magascar 4 ! if it comes out ! I Like to Move it move iT !!

  14. Jakeisapenguin Jakeisapenguin
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Sometimes i think to myself , why have a girlfriend when you have a friend as a girl ! im like W.T.F ?! Girl - Friend

:)

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