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JackieBoo99

Status: Aaaaaay Stalker(; ♡

Member Since: 5 Nov 2011 03:10pm

Last Seen: 28 Feb 2014 11:24pm

Gender: F

user id: 234523

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  1. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Oh, it takes you 30 minutes to text me back? Cool, I'll take 31.

  2. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Little
    do
    you
    know
    that,
    you
    are
    the
    peanutbutter
    to
    my
    jelly
    :3

  3. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Why can't everything just
    be okay for once?

    not my font

  4. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    How I learned to mind my own business:
    I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
    And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13...'
    The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on....
    Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick
    Then they all started shouting '14....14.....14...'
    ~~~~~

  5. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    When your ex says
    'you'll never find anyone like me'
    reply with
    'that's the point'

  6. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Did you notice that all the heads
    on change are faced left except
    for lincoln ?

  7. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    What did one saggy boob
    say to the other ?
    We better perk up or someone'll
    think we're nuts.

  8. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I got beauty, I got class,
    I got style and I got a**.
    -Beyonce ♡
    (lol. ilove this, iwas saying this aaaaaalll day)

  10. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    The best way
    to make friends:
    Bring a pack of
    gum.

  11. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    *When my name's in a math problem*
    Class: *stares at me*
    Me: That's right B*tches, I bought 60 watermelons.

  12. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    & finally ...
    the weekend has arrived ♥

  13. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    My Thoughts During School
    me: why
    me: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity...
    me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
    me: whens lunch
    me: the f*ck is this
    me: why are you even here
    me: b*tch your boobs are falling out of your shirt
    me: ew, did he just pick his nose...gooooold digger
    me: what if I stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
    me: La lee la la la lee dee de da
    me: I have to pee
    me: dont touch me
    me : *flings pen across the room and hits someone in the face* ... sh*t ...*looks away like nothing happened*
    me: ugh
    me: so, when does school end

  14. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    S T U [ DYING ]

  15. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    " A B C D E F G H I J K
    ELEMENO P Q R S T
    U V W X Y Z "
    . . . Am I the only one who sings my ABC' s like this ?

  16. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  17. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment when ...
    You don't know if someone is a guy or a girl.

  18. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Bad decisions make
    good stories.
    Format//Anthony96

  19. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    How to kill all your enemies ?
    S M : ) E

  20. JackieBoo99 JackieBoo99
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    A best friend is someone who makes you laugh,
    when you think you'll never smile again ♥
    format by: x_damaged_x

:)

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