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JTGGoodney

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Member Since: 25 Dec 2009 08:24pm

Last Seen: 17 Oct 2012 04:33pm

user id: 96821

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hi, im becca i luv softball and im a catcher that can throw from homeplate to the home-run fence i also play basketball.......i love animals and i will get so fricken pissed at anyone who hurts them so i will find you if you hurt one .........i also am very violent i can brake a 3inch piece a wood over my head and im not afraid to punch sum1
  1. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    October 17, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    today in class we had to say words for love......
    and he said My Name<3
    Just kidding.
    I hugged my dog and it walked away.... and ate alot of icecream....

  2. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    July 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    nothing can scare a seventh grade girl more than a plastic dinasaur and air freshener

  3. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    April 21, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    cookie dough is the best thing on the earth besides niall horan
    dont judge

  4. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    April 7, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥

  5. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 25, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Men are like bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

  6. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 23, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on :) <3

  7. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 23, 2012 1:00pm UTC
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    thank you thank you i didnt know i wuz so popular

  8. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 23, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    man invented language for the need to complain

  9. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

  10. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 23, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

  11. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    He who laughs last didn't get it.

  12. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    You laugh because I'm different...........
    I laugh cause I just farted!

  13. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White,

  14. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  15. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

  16. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  17. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 22, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

  18. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Alalways remember you're unique, just like everyone elseAlways remember you're Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else., just like everyone elseAlways remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  19. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

  20. JTGGoodney JTGGoodney
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    February 20, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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