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JKS123

Status: Hey there persons!

Member Since: 5 Feb 2013 03:18pm

Last Seen: 16 Mar 2018 08:18am

Birthday: July 21

Location: London

Gender: M

user id: 349145

72 Quotes
448 Favorites
153 Following
119 Followers
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  1. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?

  2. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Smartness runs in my family. I'm so smart my teacher's been in my class for five years.

  3. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Self esteem is like driving through life with the handbrake on.

  4. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Heard a really good quote today so I wrote it on my hand to remember it. Had a shower. It washed off. Now I can't remember it :(

  5. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    I don't suffer from insanity.
    I enjoy every minute of it!

  6. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Money can't buy happiness
    but it can buy you a mansion to suffer in.

  7. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Just gonna stand there and watch me roar,
    But thats alright because I am a dinosaur.

  8. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

  9. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Believe you can and you're halfway there already.

  10. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

  11. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

  12. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain. But you can't make a rainbow without a little rain.

  13. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    The past, present and future walk into a bar.
    It was tense.

  14. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I never make mistakes…
    I thought I did once; but I was wrong

  15. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to your house!
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    The chicken!

  16. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    What goes peck - peck - peck -boom?
    A Chicken in a mine field.

  17. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:10am UTC
    English Food Standards Agency
    Giving a new meaning to
    "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"

  18. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:59am UTC
    Judging a person does not define who
    they are. It defines who you are.

  19. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Haters gonna hate.
    Potatoes gonna potate.

  20. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Me: Come on! Drive faster! We're going to be late!
    Mum: We'll get there when we get there. It's dark and I don't want to crash
    Me: Drive faster! If we have a crash then we've got an excuse for being late!

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