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  1. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:04am UTC
    It's officially Christmas...
    Who's still up? :P

  2. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    My little brother has Down Syndrome.
    He was on his tricycle in the kitchen and there was
    this small brown pouch twisted around the handlebars.
    He calls it "my wingshot" and is always twirling it around.
    He was trying to tell me something, but it's hard for him to
    pronounce some words, and I couldn't quite understand him.
    "I need help," he kept telling me as he pulled at the pouch;
    then it sounded like he was telling me to tie his slingshot.
    "You want me to tie your slingshot on your trike?" I asked,
    even though it looked like it was practically tied there already.
    "No... tie off my wingshot..." he replied.
    Well, of course... silly me.

  3. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    And when we hold hands,
    I swear I can feel
    our hearts
    beating.
    And maybe it's just
    nervousness;;
    maybe it happens to everyone.
    But I sometimes
    wonder,
    if in that moment,
    somehow
    our hearts have become
    one.

  4. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    And for the second and last time today,
    It's officially 12:12 on 12/12/12.
    Goodbye to repeating digits...

  5. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 12:12am UTC
    It's finally
    12:12 a.m.
    on 12/12/12.
    And yes, I was aiming
    for 12 seconds too . . .
    So, do I get a ny recognition
    for being so beast? :P

  6. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    My little brother has Down Syndrome.
    When he sees something wrong in the world,
    he automatically wants to try and fix it the best he knows how.
    It might just be a sock dropped on the floor, or an adult in tears,
    but He wants more than anything to help make things right.
    ~
    I would just look at the sock my mom dropped on her way to do laundry.
    "Nice sock... Not my problem, and I'm too busy right now. She'll find it later."
    My brother, though, he'll jump up, grab the sock, and race after my mom.
    He'll waste no time in calling downstairs as loudly and clearly as he possibly can,
    "Mommy dear, missing sock!!! Come back, Mooommmmmy deeaaaarr!"
    ~
    I would just watch a grown man or woman cry in church about some difficult situation.
    "Not my problem. I don't know what to do or say. Someone else will take care of it."
    My little brother, he'll go and put his arm around that person, and give them a hug.
    ~
    Maybe. . . just maybe, he has got it right? Maybe we can learn something from him?

  7. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    I enjoy how it's rather easy to get a top quote
    in the "top now" category late at night.
    Only problem is, not enough people are on
    for it to ever get seen by very many people.
    And if I waited until the next day to post it
    at a busier time, it wouldn't even be noticed.
    lol. Guess I can't win.

  8. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    And about 10 minutes into the video,
    In the semi-darkness of the room,
    she reached over and grabbed my hand.
    I was nervous, but I didn't let go until it was over.

  9. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    my little sister: Where are the cats?
    me: Uh... How would I know?
    little sister: *opens the running dryer and looks inside*
    me: O_o ...really?

  10. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Checking notifications
    me: Woah, ThatsSoMeee faved one of my qoutes!
    me: Holy. cow.
    me: No, two of my quotes.
    me: I'm speechless.
    me: *goes to her profile page*
    me: Well, actually, she has over 60,000 favorites.
    me: Maybe I'm not that special after all.
    me: lol. I don't care, I like feeling famous.

  11. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Me adding a new quote
    me: Ha! This is gonna be so good
    me: Yep. Just a few minutes now. I can feel it.
    me: They're just about to fave it...
    me: *refreshes page the 7th time*
    me: See? see? I got a notification!!!
    me: *clicks on notification*
    me: Oh... that was a profile comment... well. ok.
    me: Where is everyone anyway? Sleeping??
    me: Hey, I thought it was cute.
    me: *refreshes page frantically a million times*
    witty:
    me: Guess not.
    me: Ok. fail.
    me: I'm done

  12. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Normally, I don't care much for winter.
    But when I have someone that wants
    to get into snowball fights with me,
    Well, all of the sudden, I'm like,
    "Hurry it up here! Get cold!
    SNOW ALREADY!!!"

  13. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I truly thought that I hated talking on the phone
    until the day she wanted me to actually call her
    for the first time ever. It was 2:54 a.m.
    We were talking online, but she wanted to hear my voice.
    I thought she was rather crazy to want it so bad.
    I told her how much I sucked at talking on the phone.
    She insisted she wanted to be the one to judge that.
    I finally gave in. I called her.
    Even though it was the middle of the night,
    I dialed her phone number with shaking hands.
    And then... then we lost ourselves in the conversation.
    Somehow, it wasn't at all difficult for me to talk that way.
    If she really was crazy, then I guess I must be as well,
    because I soon found out that I truly loved it.
    We talked away for almost 2 hours, not stopping
    until her phone died. It was nearly 5 a.m.

  14. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:27am UTC
    When all she needs
    is to be held,
    And yet I can't...
    It's. ripping. my. heart. out. </3

  15. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    So... I saw this random box of cookies on the kitchen counter
    And it looked to me like they were disappearing kind-of fast.
    I grabbed two for myself and didn't give it another thought.
    Later, I saw the same box overflowing with more cookies.
    It was quite magical. So, you know, I kidnapped three more...

  16. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 11:30am UTC
    I woke up to a world of white...
    Who's ready for snowball fights? xD

  17. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    So...
    It's snowing outside,
    and I had to go run around
    in a T-shirt with no coat,
    cuz I'm cool like that.

  18. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Dear everyone that's spreading chain mail around on witty,
    you can stop now.
    Why?
    Well, according to this stupid comment I received,
    I should have died last night for refusing to pass it along...
    I'm quite alive, thank you very much.

  19. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Can someone please tell me why witty has turned into a place for chain letters?!
    I. don't. appreciate. this. -_-

  20. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:12am UTC
    It's weird, isn't it?
    How there's these moments
    you want to feel ignored.
    I guess it's because sometimes
    you just feel so disgustingly bad
    for seemingly no reason at all,
    and if everybody would stop
    paying any attention to you,
    it would finally give you an excuse
    to feel sorry for yourself.

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