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  1. habits habits
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    i'm gonna pick up the pieces
    and build a lego house
    if things go wrong
    we can knock it down

  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    follow for a follow
    Don't cha wish your boyfriend was
    an internationally famous band
    member that you've never met
    and is totally out of your league
    and doesn't even live in your
    country and is not aware of your
    existance at all
    like mine?

  3. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:47am UTC
    "If you weren't driving, I would kiss you senseless."
    I tell him. He swerves to the side of the road and stops the
    car abrubtly.
    "Not driving anymore."

  4. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Macklemore doesn't want to go thrift shopping with you.

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Zayn: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
    Me: You're a screwed up mess.
    Zayn: that I never listen, listen.
    Me: You never listen... uh.. listen...
    Zayn: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
    Me: NOW HOLD THE F//K UP.
    FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW.

  6. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    To realize the value of one year,
    ask a student who failed a grade.
    To realize the vallue of one month,
    ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
    To realize the value of one week,
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
    To realize the value of one day,
    ask the person who was born on February 29th.
    To realize the value of one hour,
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of one minute,
    ask the person who missed the train.
    To realize the value of one second,
    ask a person who just avoided an accident.
    To realize the value of one millisecond,
    ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

    format by ohhoeplease

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    facebook: someone added a photo of you
    me: f/ck


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Shoutout to everyone with a creative, unique,
    and clever username that doesn't sound
    like you made it when you were 12.
    -sophsunflower12

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:36am UTC
    I THINK WE LIKE TO SOMETIMES
    pretend
    TO FORGET.

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
    You don't say...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    if she gets shoved into you,
    she likes you

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    "When you're single, no one wants you. Then as soon as you're taken, everyone wants you."
    Unless you're me, then no one ever wants you.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    "Sometimes I think I just want to hug the world but then I Remember that the stomach flu is passed on by touching people and I'm like nah."
    - Niall Horan

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    forget about being better.
    being better than you were last year, that's easy.
    being better than a random girl in your class, that's easy.
    forget about better, go for great.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    greatness requires action.
    you can not place an egg
    o n a p i l e o f f l o u r a n d s u g a r
    and expect it to
    b a k e a c a k e

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran... A Team...
    Ed Sheeran wrote A Team...
    Guys, it's official,
    ED SHEERAN KNOWS WHO A IS!!!

  20. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I just wish I wasn't so insecure..

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