Today I stood on top of a roof And thought "What if I jumped?" I liked the idea, but then I thought, "No, I can't do that, I'm scared to die." Guess who's regretting her decision? -IvyRoxx not my formattttt!
Which member of One Direction are you most like? Harry Styles:  you have curly hair [X] you're cheeky and flirty  you have dimples  you have a British accent  you talk slowly [X] you're the youngest of your friends [X] you love white Converse  your favorite food is tacos  you have green eyes [X] you're under 6ft [X] you love wearing blazers [X] you have a great voice Louis Tomlinson: [X] you have straight hair [X] you love to wear stripes  you love pants that end above the ankle [X] you own at least 1 pair of Toms [X] you have blue eyes  you have a British accent  you're the oldest of your friends [X] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy [X] you love to sing [X] you love people who eat carrots Zayn Malik:  you have amazing eyelashes [X] you have black or dark brown hair [X] you can be very quiet  you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group [X] you have piercings  you're the 'devil' of your friends [X] you love varsity jackets [X] you have great fashion senses [X] you have a catch phrase  you hate dancing  you're vain [X] you use hair products [X] you like to rap [X] you like to sing solos Liam Payne: [X] you change your hairstyle constantly [X] you've had your hair straight and curly before [X] you're sweet as can be [X] you work hard to make people happy [X] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams [X] you love wearing plaid [X] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile [X] you have a signature dance move [X] you love Disney films [X] you love singing  you have a British accent [X] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends [X] you take care of the people you love Niall Horan: [X] you have amazing hair  you have an Irish accent [X] you bleach or dye your hair  you're a hat person  you have rosy red cheeks [X] you love sneakers [X] you LOVE to eat food  you like guitars [X] you're funny/like funny people [X] you have blue eyes  you have/have had braces [X] you like to eat sweets for breakfast  you hate Disney films  you can do an Irish jig [X] you love Liam [X] you love to sing Harry: 6 Louis: 7 Zayn: 9 Liam: 12 Niall: 9 Most like Liam♥
This is the vent of confused directioner. I've always said I would stick by the boys no matter what, because I loved my boys, but I'm confused. What does it even mean to be a Directioner anymore? We all hate eachother. The rumors and the lies are tearing this fandom apart from within itself. Ours boys have changed. They are no longer the same boys on the stairs. Louis flipped off fans, Niall called them c*nts, Liam cussed out girls who were hating on his girlfriend, Zayn worea shirt that said F***k You in nice pretty writing. Louis is quiet, Liam is less innocent, Niall isn't laidback, Harry isn't all that flirty, and Zayn barely still exists. I'm trying to stay with "My boys" like I always knew I would, because honestly, they are the only thing that has kept me going for so long, but, I'm afraid. I don't think "My boys" are still "My boys" I think they are what society has turned them into. And by society, I don't mean the evil thing everyone blames their problems on, I mean us. #TheDirectionerSociety And in all honesty, I've lost hope in us. I'm confused, and I don't know if I still have faith in everything Directionerism is supposed to be. I think I've lost faith in the one thing I have left. But a promise is a promise. Somthing not to be severed. I've pledged my alligience. DirectionerForever. -Ivy
APPEARANCE: [X] I am shorter than 5'4". [X] I have many scars.  I tan easily.  I wish my hair was a different color. [X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.  I have a tattoo. [X] I wear glasses sometimes.  I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [X] I have more than 1 piercing  I have piercings in places besides my ears. [X] I have freckles. FAMILY:  I've sworn at my parents.  I've run away from home. [x] I've been kicked out of the house.  My actual parents are together.  I have a sibling less than one year old. [x] I want to have kids someday. [X] I want to adopt someday. SCHOOL/WORK: [x] I'm in school. [ ] I have a job. [X] I've fallen asleep at work/school. [x] almost always do my homework. [X] I've missed a week or more of school.  I failed more than 1 class last year.  I've stolen something from my school. EMBARRASSMENT: [X] I've fell in public.  I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.  Disney movies still make me cry. [x] I've snorted while laughing. [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. [X] I've glued my hand to something. [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose HEALTH:  I was born with a disease/impairment.  I've broken a bone.  I've had my tonsils removed.  I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.  I've had my wisdom teeth removed.  I had a serious surgery. [X] I've had chicken pox. [X] I have/had asthma. EXPERIENCES: [X] I've gotten lost in my town [x] I've seen a shooting star. [x] I've wished on a shooting star.  I've seen a meteor shower. [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.  I've been skydiving. [x] I've gone skinny dipping. [X] I've played spin the bottle.  I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.  I've crashed a car.  I've been skiing. [x] I've been in a play.  I've met someone in person from the internet. [X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. [X] I've sat on a roof top. [x] I've played a prank on someone. [X] I've rode in a taxi. [X] I've eaten Sushi.  I've been snowboarding. RELATIONSHIPS: [x] I've gone on a blind date. [x] I miss someone right now. [X] I have a fear of abandonment.  I've gotten divorced. [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. [X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. [X] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response. [X] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't. [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with. HONESTY: [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. [x] I've snuck out of my house. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.  I've cheated while playing a game.  I've cheated on a test.  I've been suspended from school. BAD TIMES: [x] I've consumed alcohol  I regularly drink.  I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.  I take anti-depressants. [X] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it. [x] I've hurt myself on purpose. [x] I've went to bed crying.
TheStoryOfMyFirstEver: Kiss- Me, my siblings, and my best guy friend were camping in my backyard. We were all supposed to be sleeping. LOL. So, I get a text that says "Hey come to my tent I need to tell you somthing." I rolled my eyes and went over to his tent. "What do you want?" I laughed quietly while I sat down next to him. "I need to tell you somthing." he whispered. I got worried, he looked nervous. Was it somthing bad? "Well what is it?" I said into his eyes. And without saying anything else, he slammed his lips into mine. "That." he said finally.
I asked Him who he liked today, and Guess What He said... He Said... "She's really down to Earth. I see her everyday. She's one of my bestfriends." I asked her name. You know what he said? "The-Most-Popular-Girl-In-School's-Name" Did you think he was gonna say me? Wake Up Babe, This Isn't A Fairy Tale. This Is Real Life. And that kind of stuff doesn't happen to girls like me. </3 not my formattttt!
I was just unloading my dishwasher. And I pulled out a knife... and I thought... "How Great Would Be If I Just Slid This Over My Hand A Little? It Won't Hurt I Just Wanna See The Blood" I threw the knife into the drawer and ran to my room. Guys, its been almost a year. I thought I was getting better. But now... I'm Scared.
No joke guys its actually creepy how true it is.... Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT! 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!! 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game..... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!
Witty is a family and you cant choose your family You cant decide if they like what you like You cant make them have the same thoughts and beliefs as you And you cant constantly fight with them All you can do is be there for them ♥ my qoute my thoughts my format
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