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  1. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    When Someone goes
    "My life is so hard!"
    And you're like...
    "Hahahahaha Oh wait, were you being serious?"
    not my formattttt!

  2. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Today I stood on top of a roof
    And thought "What if I jumped?"
    I liked the idea, but then I thought, "No, I can't do that, I'm scared to die."
    Guess who's regretting her decision?
    not my formattttt!

  3. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [X] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [X] you're the youngest of your friends
    [X] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [X] you're under 6ft
    [X] you love wearing blazers
    [X] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [X] you have straight hair
    [X] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [X] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [X] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [X] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [X] you love to sing
    [X] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [] you have amazing eyelashes
    [X] you have black or dark brown hair
    [X] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [X] you have piercings
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [X] you love varsity jackets
    [X] you have great fashion senses
    [X] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [X] you use hair products
    [X] you like to rap
    [X] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [X] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [X] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [X] you're sweet as can be
    [X] you work hard to make people happy
    [X] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [X] you love wearing plaid
    [X] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [X] you have a signature dance move
    [X] you love Disney films
    [X] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [X] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [X] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [X] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [X] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [X] you love sneakers
    [X] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [X] you're funny/like funny people
    [X] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [X] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [X] you love Liam
    [X] you love to sing
    Harry: 6
    Louis: 7
    Zayn: 9
    Liam: 12
    Niall: 9
    Most like Liam♥

  4. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:43am UTC
    This is the vent of confused directioner.
    I've always said I would stick by the boys no matter what, because I loved my boys, but I'm confused. What does it even mean to be a Directioner anymore? We all hate eachother. The rumors and the lies are tearing this fandom apart from within itself.
    Ours boys have changed.
    They are no longer the same boys on the stairs. Louis flipped off fans, Niall called them c*nts, Liam cussed out girls who were hating on his girlfriend, Zayn worea shirt that said F***k You in nice pretty writing. Louis is quiet, Liam is less innocent, Niall isn't laidback, Harry isn't all that flirty, and Zayn barely still exists.
    I'm trying to stay with "My boys" like I always knew I would, because honestly, they are the only thing that has kept me going for so long, but, I'm afraid. I don't think "My boys" are still "My boys" I think they are what society has turned them into. And by society, I don't mean the evil thing everyone blames their problems on, I mean us.
    And in all honesty, I've lost hope in us.
    I'm confused, and I don't know if I still have faith in everything Directionerism is supposed to be.
    I think I've lost faith in the one thing I have left.
    But a promise is a promise.
    Somthing not to be severed.
    I've pledged my alligience.

  5. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    You don't need him...
    You just want him because your insecure.
    You may have him now,
    But one day you'll wake up,
    and he will be gone.
    Then what will you do?
    not my formattttt!

  6. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Welcome Seska,
    You Have Now Been Sucked Into The World
    That Is
    Witty Profiles

  7. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    My Bestfriend's Brother
    Shot Himself
    While He Was On The Phone
    With My Best Friend
    And Do You See My
    Asking For Faves?
    No. No You Don't.

  8. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:50am UTC
    [X] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [X] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [X] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [X] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [X] I have freckles.
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [x] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [X] I want to adopt someday.
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] almost always do my homework.
    [X] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    [X] I've fell in public.
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [X] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [X] I've had chicken pox.
    [X] I have/had asthma.
    [X] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [X] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [X] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [X] I've rode in a taxi.
    [X] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    [x] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [X] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [X] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [X] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [X] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  9. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Kiss- Me, my siblings, and my best guy friend were camping in my backyard. We were all supposed to be sleeping. LOL. So, I get a text that says "Hey come to my tent I need to tell you somthing." I rolled my eyes and went over to his tent. "What do you want?" I laughed quietly while I sat down next to him. "I need to tell you somthing." he whispered. I got worried, he looked nervous. Was it somthing bad? "Well what is it?" I said into his eyes. And without saying anything else, he slammed his lips into mine. "That." he said finally.

  10. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Well, I'm bored to a maximum capacity soo....
    Fave and I'll write an opinion about you
    Comment and I'll pimp out your profile
    Any takers???

  11. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Let us die young or let us live forever
    We don't have the power
    But we never say never

  12. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I asked Him who he liked today, and Guess What He said...
    He Said...
    "She's really down to Earth. I see her everyday. She's one of my bestfriends."
    I asked her name.
    You know what he said?
    Did you think he was gonna say me?
    Wake Up Babe, This Isn't A Fairy Tale.
    This Is Real Life.
    And that kind of stuff doesn't happen to girls like me.
    not my formattttt!

  13. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I was just unloading my dishwasher. And I pulled out a knife... and I thought...
    "How Great Would Be If I Just Slid This Over My Hand
    A Little? It Won't Hurt I Just Wanna See The Blood"
    I threw the knife into the drawer and ran to my room.
    Guys, its been almost a year. I thought I was getting better. But now...
    I'm Scared.

  15. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    No joke guys its actually creepy how true it is....
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  16. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Witty is a family
    and you cant choose your family
    You cant decide if they like what you like
    You cant make them have the same thoughts
    and beliefs as you
    And you cant constantly fight with them
    All you can do is be there for them

    my qoute my thoughts my format

  17. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:37am UTC
    96 add to faves
    Quote # 5344520 was added by IvyRoxx to
    funny on 15 Apr 2012 at 12:29
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code

  18. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:29am UTC
    PHONE: If you had a dream about sombody it meant they went to bed thinking about you
    ME: Harry Styles went to bed thinking about me?
    ME: -_- shut up

  19. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:13am UTC
    ~Me and my sister watching One Direction~
    Me: Hahahahahahahaha.......(she looks at me)
    Me: They're so BRITISH!!!
    Her:...Your Retarded

  20. IvyRoxx IvyRoxx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Yep I'm just a dumb girl who only cares about british boy bands and movies and things that are stupid so i should just be killed for that right? because i dont care about your problems right???


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