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ItsThePommy

1. ItsThePommy
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 5:16am UTC
   person: what's your type?
   me: fictional
   
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2. ItsThePommy
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   March 4, 2013 2:41am UTC
   being popular on witty is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
   
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3. ItsThePommy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 3:27am UTC
   one time a boy liked me
   just kidding
   
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4. ItsThePommy
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   March 2, 2013 3:21am UTC
   being the unattractive friend is not easy i don't think we get enough credit
   
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5. ItsThePommy
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   March 2, 2013 3:19am UTC
   walk into the club like what up i'm finally invited to something
   
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6. ItsThePommy
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 1:11am UTC
   weeds are flowers, too,
   once you get to know them all
   
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7. ItsThePommy
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2013 6:26am UTC
   people: happy valent-
   me: no shut up
   (yes, i am forever alone, and if anyone wants to celebrate their love for one another, why do it only one day a year? ugh logic)
   
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8. ItsThePommy
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   February 12, 2013 6:57am UTC
   " "BUT DO NUT S ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!"
   
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9. ItsThePommy
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 6:22am UTC
   alright if i swallow some magnets will i then be attractive ugh
   
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10. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:34am UTC
    i hate going to school because i see people from school there, ugh ☹
    
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11. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:33am UTC
    Boyfriend has 9 letters but so does Starbucks
    ✿ ♡ ❀
    
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12. ItsThePommy
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    February 11, 2013 3:20am UTC
    on the search for someone who can find my awkwardness adorable. lol haii n.n ❀ ♥
    
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13. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:06am UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i don't have a boyfriend
    so how the hell do you?
    
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14. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 7:44am UTC
    i'm that socially awkward being your parents 'forgot' to warn you about
    haii
    
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15. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 7:40am UTC
    advil you are my bestest friend you work miracles thank you i love you ugh
    yeah i have the worst headache, ugh hallpp
    
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16. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 7:29am UTC
    ..and i will love you until you learn to love yourself ♥
    
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17. ItsThePommy
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    February 10, 2013 6:31am UTC
    i'm the kind of girl who's happy being alone,
    but sometimes,
    you just need someone to be there,
    you know? :(
    
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18. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:55am UTC
    alright everyone, a miracle happened today.
    a guy called me beautiful.
    yes, i nearly fainted.
    BUT UGH THERE ARE STILL LOVELY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
    
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19. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    people on witty: my gosh you're so beautiful! ♥♥♥
    people in person: and what do you call this breed of dog?
    yeah, i'm really coming to love you guys ☺
    
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20. ItsThePommy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    'normal' girls: i need a boyfriend! :(
    me: yeah i need food too..
    oh wait
    :((
    
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