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posted a quote
August 18, 2012 4:52pm UTC

✝ h e l p m e , h e l p m e , i ' m a l l o u t o f l i e s ,
a n d w a y s t o s a y g o o d b y e ✝

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thatgirl6219
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC

I don't like
compliments,
because I always feel like I'm being lied to.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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PillowsCollectDreams
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Math books need to commit suicide.
They have too many problems.

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soccersandy13
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:56pm UTC

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Maybe Phineas and Ferb's Mom
wouldn't have to buy so many groceries if she didn't offer food to every human being who
stepped foot in her backyard
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Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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Honey1997
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I didnt say that...
well...
I don't know...
maybe...
umm...
ok...FINE. F/CK YOU! I SAID THAT

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sjtrue
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC

im not going to agree with you because then we both would be
wrong
♥
nmf/nmq

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XoJannetteXo
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN AWKWARDNESS CATEGORY!

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xxokiraxxo
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:42pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
Does anyone else remember...
"I'd slayed you once, don't make me slay you again!"
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ukuleleplayer
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Witty:
The only place where people get excited when they
are followed by strangers.

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