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IronSlushie

1. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 10:02am UTC
   That terrible Moment when...
   The lucky person that gets there quote first on the newest quotes... and it ends up being a horrible quote!
   
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2. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 9:57am UTC
   (IGNORE THIS MESSAGE) I know you reading this... :p
   
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3. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   WITH OUT ME ITS JUST AWESO.
   Fave if you get it!
   
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4. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Rumors, Well atleast your spreading something besides your legs!
   To the lady with the 6 screaming kids in the store. If you wondering how condoms got in your cart your welcome
   A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad
   
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5. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   Lose Weight Fast
   With the new weight cruncher,
   crunch weight faster
   Icruchweight.com >AdChoices
   did you think it was an ad?
   
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6. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   April fools day is about jokes and pranks so maybe it has been on April 2nd this whole time and April 1st was a prank?
   Keeps you wondering doesnt it!
   
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7. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   Person: I model
   Me: For who Animal Crackers
   
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8. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   CLICK HERE FOR A FREE WITTY T-SHIRT!
   LOL FAVE IF YOU ACTUALLY CLICKED IT!
   ...
   AND CLICKED IT
   ...
   AND KEPT CLICKING IT AND WONDERING WHY IT DIDNT WORK
   ...
   AND THEN READING THE BOTTOM OF THIS QUOTE
   ...
   AND BEING REALLY MAD
   ....
   FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I THINK THAT HAPPENED TO YOU
   ...
   IF YOU DIDNT CLICK IT THEN I KNOW
   ...
   YOU WANTED TOO!
   ...
   AND IF YOU DIDNT THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
   ...
   BECAUSE IM THE ONE THAT MADE THE QUOTE AND I AM STILL CLICKING IT LOL! :D
   
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9. IronSlushie
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   OVER 80% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION PICKS THERE NOSE! THAT MEANS YOU DO! IM JUST GUESSING...
   
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10. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    ME: WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?
    EVERYONE ELSE: WHATS NOT WRONG ABOUT IT!
    
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11. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Five year old girl: Mommy and I am gonna grow up living with cats?
    Mom: NO, Why?
    Five year old girl: Look at you!
    
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12. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    EVERYTIME I SAY A SWEAR WORD A BLURRY SIGN COMES UP... LIKE COME ON THATS ////AND FULL OF //// LIKE A //// WITH A //// AND ///// ////// //// //// //// WHY OR WHY CANT I SAY //// THATS //// GET OUT OF THIS /// ////// ///// OMG //// OH THATS IT //// YOU ////
    
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13. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    TALKING TO A FRIEND AND...
    You can't Understand them so you just laugh and hope it was funny! :/
    ?
    Then it turns to be about someones funeral and they cry and run away and you feel like sh**
    
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14. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    IF YOU FAVE THIS THEN THATS AWESOME! LOL
    
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15. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    HAHA :D
    
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16. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    LOL : )
    
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17. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Dear PriceChopper,
    Why must I always get the broken cart!
    
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18. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Shortest Coversation Ever...
    Me: Hey Wh-
    Him: No
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: Sorry
    Me: :'(
    
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19. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    ANYONE REMEMBER...
    The Old wittyprofiles where it didnt take you 30 seconds to find the catergories :'(
    
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20. IronSlushie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
    WHEN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN SCHOOL ASKES YOU OUT IN FRONT OF THE ONE YOU LIKE! :o
    
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