Watching Harry Potter with friends
Me: I'd so want to be in Ravenclaw, and I bet defence against the dark arts would be such a fun lesson! Mind you, I suppose potions would come in useful, and care of magical creatures could be good. I've always liked the idea of charms and herbology too, ANYTHING but History of Magic, right guys? I'd have to read Hogwarts: A History though, I don't know how Harry and Ron weren't interested in it. Think of all the secrets Hogwarts has like the chamber of secrets and room of requirement! I'm not sporty enough for quidditch, but maybe I could do something like Hermione did with SPEW? I'd love to see all the house elves down in the kitchens! And wouldn't you love to be at one of the Hogwarts feasts?
Right guys?
My friends: ...
Me: Oh yeah, me neither.
*in my head*: I need new friends.