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InspirationalCookie

Status: playing video games

Member Since: 17 May 2013 07:22pm

Last Seen: 15 May 2014 07:40pm

Location: Inside a cookie jar

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InspirationalCookie
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC
The kids at my school don't know any 20th century bands.
"Do you know the band Queen?"
"What are they?"
"You know....'We Will Rock You', 'We Are the Champions',
'Bohemian Rhapsody'..."
"Oh, you mean The Beatles?"

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InspirationalCookie
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:51pm UTC
A fool's heart is in his mouth when a man's mouth is in his heart

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InspirationalCookie
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May 17, 2013 9:08pm UTC
That awkward moment when you look at someone and they look back at you. Then you have to look away without looking weird which is impossible.

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InspirationalCookie
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:55pm UTC
A sweater is like a person, hugging you for warmth while you hug them back.

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