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ImmortalTurtle
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August 27, 2014 4:06pm UTC

I wish I could peak inside of your beautiful mind,
And just see,
See if I'm anywhere inside.

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ImmortalTurtle
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August 25, 2014 12:42am UTC

I don't really have any female friends to say these type of things to...
So let me just say this now.
He is perfect.

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ImmortalTurtle
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July 23, 2014 8:30pm UTC

God, I can't wait until I'm old enough to be taken seriously. T_T

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ImmortalTurtle
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July 20, 2014 11:46pm UTC

my life: having a bunch of references i want to make, but no one around to understand them.

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ImmortalTurtle
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July 20, 2014 11:41pm UTC

Oh, yeah! I need to work on that summer reading stuff!
*opens book*
*reads a few sentences*
*closes book*
*goes back to the internet*

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ImmortalTurtle
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May 24, 2014 4:51pm UTC

I either don't watch anime for weeks. Or I watch 20 episodes in less than two days.
There is no in-between.

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ImmortalTurtle
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May 4, 2014 12:26pm UTC

they see me scrollin,
they hatin.

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ImmortalTurtle
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April 24, 2014 4:20pm UTC

ohgodohgodohgod ihavesomuchhomeworktodorightnow O:
*goes to the internet anyway*

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ImmortalTurtle
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April 13, 2014 9:54pm UTC

What would happen if I kept a diary:
Dear diary, today I ate yogurt for a snack. It was okay.
Dear diary, I need more hand lotion.
Dear diary, are knives just half scissors?
Dear diary, I need to do laundry. But I am too lazy.
Dear diary, babies are evil. and fat.
Dear diary, yogurt doesn't make sense.
Dear diary, Please do my laundry.

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ImmortalTurtle
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April 3, 2014 10:57pm UTC

Once you know you have something to live for.. a goal, a dream, anything,
life becomes so much more tolerable.

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ImmortalTurtle
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April 2, 2014 10:11pm UTC

Preschool: Ew, I'm not gonna nap. You can't make me >:(
Highschool: Mother of god.. please.. let me sleep... *dies*

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ImmortalTurtle
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 6:19pm UTC

Cats with round bodies and small heads are the best of cats.
they're just balls of fluff with a head poking out.
so diddly darn cute.

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ImmortalTurtle
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March 30, 2014 8:24pm UTC

Doing math homework...
*does one math problem*
*takes half hour break*
*does another math problem*

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ImmortalTurtle
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March 29, 2014 11:02am UTC

Writing emails to teachers is one of the most awkward and complicated things for me to do.
HOWDOIEVENDOTHISOMYGOD

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ImmortalTurtle
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March 28, 2014 10:54pm UTC

I cannot tell you how many times I've mistaken the ad at the bottom of the page for a quote.

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ImmortalTurtle
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March 1, 2014 3:52pm UTC

five hundred and two miles from witty: OH YES I HAVE THE PERFECT QUOTE IDEA. YES.
logged on, adding a quote on witty: ugh..um.. i had an idea i swear.

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ImmortalTurtle
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 1:30am UTC

who needs a boyfriend when you have fictional characters to swoon over?
i am perfectly content with staying a potato.

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ImmortalTurtle
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February 20, 2014 8:12pm UTC

you know you might have a game problem when
you go to type and your left hand immediately goes to the WASD keys.

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ImmortalTurtle
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February 15, 2014 1:20pm UTC

9:00. starts playing tf2
looks at clock 5 minutes later
clock: 1 freaking a. m.
...what is this sorcery o.o

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ImmortalTurtle
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February 14, 2014 12:54pm UTC

Guys, if you haven't already,
get your butts over to google's homepage.
There are some flipping cute stories to hear.

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