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  1. AmirahMirror* AmirahMirror*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2015 4:19pm UTC
    I'm drowning,
    and you're standing three feet away
    screaming "learn how to swim".

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2015 4:12pm UTC
    i think it's so neat that everyone develops
    their own unique handwriting
    even though we're all taught
    to write our letters the same
    way really it's so cool

  3. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 1:36pm UTC
    Forget all the reasons why it won't work
    and believe the one reason why it will.

  4. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 7:15pm UTC
    Not everyone who is single is lonely;
    not everyone who is taken is in love.

  5. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2015 11:51am UTC
    We're going down, down in an earlier round
    And Sugar, we're going down swinging .
    I'll be your number one with a bullet
    A loaded gun complex, c*ck it and pull it
    ~Fall Out Boy
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3

  6. fangirling_freak fangirling_freak
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    this quote has nothing to do with dolphins

  7. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    please don’t fall in love with me. i’ll write about the way your collar bones curve and the way your lip trembles when you’re upset. i’ll focus more on the way you twiddle your thumbs counter clockwise rather than the words slipping from your mouth. i’ll remember your favorite song and listen to it on repeat until the lyrics are engraved into the crevasses of my brain, but i’ll forget why you prefer coffee over tea. please don’t fall in love with me because once you realize i’m not good enough, i’ll write about you until my palms bleed and my bones begin to ache to serve as a reminder that i should’ve tried harder to make you stay. i should’ve focused more on the feeling i got when you held me rather than how many god damn freckles you had on your arms. i should’ve woken you up to a fresh cup of coffee, not tea. // 4 am thoughts

  8. KikiKiara KikiKiara
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 2:55am UTC
    I'm up all night to get my laundry done.
    I'm up all night to get my laundry done.
    Sing it with me now.

  9. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    I would do my homework, but Funimation said I should be watching.

  10. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 11:50am UTC
    Don't you wash away that smile.

  11. TheNamesAshleeNicole TheNamesAshleeNicole
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    I want to know you so well I can tell what youre thinking; I want to know all of your feelings, your likes and dislikes and fears; i want to know all your scars and the stories behind them, all your past and your future; I want to be there for all your smiles and laughs; I want to know your touch and feel your kisses and not be scared to be myself; I want you to know that you are perfect, I can be your Eva and you can be my wall-e, my broken boy, my best friend, my love; I want you to know that I will always be there for you through your ups and downs, your sad times your bad times and good; I want you to know that you are beautiful, perfect; I want you to know that you are mine and I am yours, I want you. I want you to know that I love you.

  12. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, " oh my gosh" I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, " let me love you!".

  13. BMW* BMW*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    The only thing you have to fear is fear it self
    And spiders
    F*ck spiders.

  14. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

  15. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    If your going to be a smart a(s)s first you have to be smart....Otherwise you're just an a(s)s

  16. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    ~Ordering Pizza~
    Worker: It will be a 30-45
    minute wait
    Me : I did my waiting!
    Worker: ?
    M e : 12 years of it!
    Worker: *Starts Laughing*
    Me: In Azkaban!

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    there is a difference between people who are smart
    and people who get good grades.

  18. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:50am UTC
    When you
    overhear
    people
    talking
    about a
    thing you
    like.

  19. Zaptolin Zaptolin
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    why the f*ck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses

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