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ImmortalTurtle

1. ImmortalTurtle
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2015 7:16pm UTC
   todo lo que hago lo hago por ti
   
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2. ImmortalTurtle
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   October 10, 2015 2:13pm UTC
   Happy and alone is always better than miserable and together.
   Don't let the fear of loneliness trap you in unhealthy relationships.
   
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3. ImmortalTurtle
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   September 29, 2015 12:17am UTC
   We need more people in the world who don't mind how others dress themselves.
   
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4. ImmortalTurtle
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   September 29, 2015 12:11am UTC
   oh dang look at dis picture quote thing
   
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5. ImmortalTurtle
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   September 22, 2015 10:14pm UTC
   Thank you for teaching me what love is.
   Thank you for showing me who I am.
   
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6. ImmortalTurtle
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   September 22, 2015 10:10pm UTC
   Three years without you, and I love you just as much.
   
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7. ImmortalTurtle
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   April 19, 2015 4:12pm UTC
   no matter how much the past may hurt
   it is what shaped me
   and if it never happened
   i wouldnt be who i am.
   
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8. ImmortalTurtle
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   March 29, 2015 8:10pm UTC
   What I texted to the bf today:
   me: ur so pertty
   me: if you drew a line connecting both your nipples
   me: and a line connecting each nipple to the center of your collar bones
   me: you would have a triangle on your chest
   me: and youd be the illuminati
   Ladies and gentlemen, this is romance at its finest.
   
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9. ImmortalTurtle
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   March 18, 2015 8:18pm UTC
   Those who call any human being an "it" are not humans themselves.
   
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10. ImmortalTurtle
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    March 18, 2015 8:17pm UTC
    Gender equality is not women shaming and hurting men.
    Gender equality is not women being prejudice towards men
    and generalizing men as a whole.
    It is not revenge for how women were once treated and
    are treated in other countries today.
    Gender equality is equality.
    women = men. men = women.
    
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11. ImmortalTurtle
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    February 7, 2015 5:07pm UTC
    Don't cry wolf.
    Never cry wolf.
    Because I always will think that there is one.
    
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12. ImmortalTurtle
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    February 7, 2015 5:03pm UTC
    How do I know when to give a second chance and when it's too late for one?
    
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13. ImmortalTurtle
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    January 24, 2015 10:07am UTC
    him: oh god i love you
    me: oh i didnt know you were religious
    him: T_T
    me: huehuehuehuehueh :3
    
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14. ImmortalTurtle
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    January 5, 2015 3:53pm UTC
    "Aw, please text me. Why hasnt he texted me?
    Am I boring? Does he not like me anymore?
    Am I too much? Is there something wrong with me?"
    phone buzzes
    texts says: hey
    "OMG HES SO CUTE HES IN LOVE WITH ME"
    
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15. ImmortalTurtle
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    January 2, 2015 9:09pm UTC
    "I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind."
    
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16. ImmortalTurtle
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    December 16, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    *takes 45 minutes to eat one orange*
    "....no im not procrastinating."
    
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17. ImmortalTurtle
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    November 24, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    when i paint
    something happens in my brain
    like little fireworks in my eyes
    a fire in my chest
    an unbearable excitement
    that im finally doing something right.
    
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18. ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    I've been finding that I'm terrified
    at the thought that I will always be alone.
    That I won't ever find someone that gets me.
    
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19. ImmortalTurtle
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    November 2, 2014 4:00pm UTC
    "goddamnit i need to stop eating candy. all this candy is making me sick"
    i say as i shove another reese's peanut butter cup in my mouth
    
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20. ImmortalTurtle
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    September 20, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    And everytime you make me cry, I love you a little bit more.
    Your Favorite Martian, "Complicated"
    
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