ImmaDirectioner

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ImmaDirectioner

Status: Happy :)

Member Since: 14 Jun 2012 03:21am

Last Seen: 24 Apr 2014 10:36pm

Location: Neverland :{D

Gender: F

user id: 308454

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Oh Wow ♥
Vas Happening?!
Nice to meet y'all lovlies
Family. Friends. One Direction. Channing Tatum. Wattpad. Witty. Youtube. Jenna Marbles. Janoskians. iPod. Computer. Laptop. The Hunger Games. Twilight. Reading. Phone. Unicorns. Leprechauns. Mustachues. Tacos. Life. Oh and spongebob... how could i forget spongebob.
I'm more awkward than the awkward turtle himself.
Btw to get to the links click the first letter of each new word.

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 7:22pm UTC

My Question of the Day:
Can cats be allergic to people?

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 2:03am UTC

My imperfections make me beautiful?
Great, now all i have to do is tell society

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ImmaDirectioner
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September 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Can we all just give nevercutyourbeautiful a round of applause please. :)

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC

PlasticBieber is done trolling....

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ImmaDirectioner
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September 26, 2012 11:46pm UTC

So let me get this straight,
We judge people,
For judging people,
Because judging people is wrong.

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 5:28am UTC

*Me Trying to do the "Dobby is a free elf" thing i saw on witty*
Me: *Puts sock on kitchen bench*
Mum: "What is this?" *Hands sock back to me*
Me: *Trys to say the next line ends up cracking up forgeting what air is*
Mum: Ummm.... are you.... alright...
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA D-D-DOBB--YYY ELF FREEE
Mum: Oka-
Me: *Runs away*
EPIC F.A.I.L
P.S you will only understand this if you have one
Watched the Harry Potter Movie where Dobby is given a sock or two
Seen the quote of someone doing what i tried doing but theres was successful ...

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 1:19am UTC

You might aswell just get some cats and call it quits
~Jenna Marbles

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 11:43pm UTC

Friend: Your pretty
Me: And your a dam comedian

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 1:46am UTC

Me: *Listening to live while we're young*
Me: "Yeah we'll be doin' what we do, pretending that we cool -yes we will- and we know it too"
Me: "CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY"
Me: *i know we only met but lets pretend it's love*
Me: I don't know... It going so quickly... but.. but... OK
Me: *Oooh Zayn interesting face singing into that big mic*
Me: Harry jumping with a big banana ... interesting... Trust
Me: hey cool there rolling around in big balls .... hehehe
Me: Well i plan on going where they are right now, probably swing on that rope louis was on
Me: Y'know the usual
Me: Nothing creepy there...

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 1:39am UTC

I Know We Only
Met But Let's
Pretend
It's Love
Format Credit SayingWhatMeFeels

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:13am UTC

Me: *Getting a call*
My friend: Well someones popular, who is it? ;) *winks various times*
Me: *looks at caller ID*
My friend: well aren't you gonna answer it...?
Me:
My phone:
My friend:
Me: ... *answers phone* Hi mum...
My friend: *Cracks up*
Just me?!

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Those three words that change EVERYTHING
I Have Food
format credit: jimmy365

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Me: *Opens pantry doors*
Me: *See's no food*
Me: *Closes pantry doors*
Me: *Opens fridge door*
Me: *See's no food*
Me: *Closes fridge door*
Me: *Repeats*
Anyone else?

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 5:07am UTC

Did you know that if you type "Directionater" into google it says "Did you mean: Directioner"
googles done it again :)

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 4:27am UTC

Yes i'm a girl, I push doors that
clearly say pull, I laugh harder when i try
to explain why i'm laughing, I walk into
a room and forget why i was there, I
count on my fingers in math class 'cause
it's a habit, I try to accomplish things
with time still on the microwave
I say it's a long story
when it's really not
nmf/nmq

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Making a quote..
And not knowing what "kind of quote it is"
Is a dilema we've all suffered from.

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Making a quote..
And not knowing what "kind of quote it is"
Is a dilema we've all suffered from.

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Shrek;
A story of an ogre who meets a donkey which is his soon to be best friend. Who go saves a princess from a castle who ends up being his true love. Who against all odds of being teased and bullied.
Finally get's his
Happily Ever After

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 3:35am UTC

Why are there no fat stickman?
nmq

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ImmaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 2:46am UTC

Has anyone ever seen me in the "People you may like" thing on the side
No?
Ok.

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