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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    one time
    i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. lexybaybay741 lexybaybay741
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    So today in English, we got into groups.. We had to write a poem about forgiveness in the group.
    We then had to read it to the class.
    I was the only girl in my group
    The guys made me read the poem..
    I know you guys are probably like "big deal, you always have to read"
    Well.. It is a big deal.. I suffer from all types of anxiety..
    So when I had to read today, I turned beat red, started stuttering, and then i was being laughed at.
    I ran out of the classroom as fast as i could crying my eyes out..
    My best guy friend, Alec is in that class.
    He chased after me and found me.
    He said "Lexy, you're the most amazing girl in the world, why the heck are you letting them get to you"
    I said "I am just an embarassment."
    He said "Well do me a favor"
    I said "sure what is it"
    He got down on one knee
    He then said "Do me a favor and be my embarassment at the Prom?"
    I cried..
    He said "Oh and be my girlfriend too..
    I think I am the happiest girl in the world right now...

  3. Squilliam Fancypants* Squilliam Fancypants*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    So my dad has a wonderfull new plan:
    1. Take wasabi
    2. Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles.
    3. Wrap it in gum wrappers.
    4. Put it into a gum box.
    5. Wait 'till someone asks for gum.
    6. Give it to them
    7. Watch them run around with a burning mouth.
    8. ENJOY!
    Me: Well, thanks SATAN

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Today,
    I got my first instagram hate.
    You wanna know what I woke up to?
    'kill yourself'
    And you know what I did?
    I laughed and ate a pretzel

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
    dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That awkward moment
    when you eat food that's too hot and you start to breathe like a retarded dragon.


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  9. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    i know i'm annoying;
    i'm dumb and clingy and a handful but i'm sorry
    x||||||||||||| and i miss you and i just really wish you »
    W O U L D S T A Y

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC
    getting addicted to a show and then
    watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    can i just remind you all that Prim didn't want Katniss to take her place in the Hunger Games and she literally had to be dragged away by Gale
    Primrose Everdeen was 12 years old and willing to die for her sister.


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  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I'll just hug my pillow and pretend it has feelings for me...

  15. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    YOU MAKE ME WANT TO ACT
    like a girl
    PAINT MY NAILS
    & WEAR HIGH HEELS «

  16. cannon cannon
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    >Be 21.
    >Girlfriend is 19
    >Been dating for months now.
    >This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life.
    >He's my new coworker at my company.
    >Find out he has no money and no place of residence.
    >He moved here for the money and can no longer afford his hotel room.
    >I decide to open up to him
    >Let him stay in my apartment for weeks.
    >Bro is pretty cool
    >We play xbox, drink beers, and watch football.
    >This continues for months
    >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
    >By tradition, I have to marry her now.
    >One night, I'm eating out at dinner with her.
    >Joe stayed late at the office for overtime
    >I pop the question to my girlfriend.
    >She admits Joe r/ped her and the baby is not mine.
    >She isn't ready for a commitment after being violated.
    >Go home in f/cking rage.
    >Throw out all Joe's sh/t.
    >Gonna kill Joe when he gets home.
    >Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
    >As soon as he opens door, I punch him in the face.
    >Eyes swell up like a ball of cotton
    >He swings at me
    >Dodge and sweep his leg
    >He falls down
    >Go to my room and grab a handgun from my drawer
    >Go back to confront Joe
    >Joe jumps in his car and f/cking hightails it out of there.
    >I haven't seen or heard from him since.
    >On the phone a month later with my brother
    >He asks why I've been so depressed
    >I tell him, If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe,
    >I'd been married long time ago
    >Where did you come from? Where did you go?
    >Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?
    Follow for a follow.

  17. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:18am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Mumford&Sons
    sounds like the name of a lawyers firm

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    One Direction Insults:
    Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
    Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
    Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
    Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
    Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

  19. ImaPiratePrincess ImaPiratePrincess
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    boy:|girl:
    I saw her today|I saw him today
    It seems like its been forever| I wonder if he still cares
    She looks better than before|I couldnt stop staring at him
    I asked how things were going|I asked about his new girlfriend
    Id pick her over any girl im with| hes probably really happy now
    I cant even look at her without cring| he wouldnt even look at me
    i told her i missed her|he lied
    I ment it|he didnt mean it
    I love her| he loves his new girlfriend
    I held her for the last time| he gave me a friendly hug
    Then i went home and cried| then i went home and cried
    i lost her|i love him

  20. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    I won't stop loving you
    until this circle ends.
    NOT MY FORMAT

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