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Im_awesome_xD

Status: BORED!!! TALK TO ME? :D

Member Since: 29 Dec 2011 01:37am

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 01:50am

Birthday: April 15

Location: In the kitchen ;)

Gender: F

user id: 256705

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Alisha

|16 | Music | Australia|

Hello there, My names Alisha :D
Not really sure what to say :P, I’m from Sydney, in Australia, I’m 16 years old,
I’ve never had a boyfriend, I love swimming, singing, reading and
Im pretty short x) people that don’t know me think I’m quiet but the
people that do would probably be thinking stfu LOL ;D I’m obsessed with the vampire diaries
and pretty little liars. I love Paramore, The script, Taylor swift and Ed sheeran but I listen
to anything that sounds good ;P um yeah that’s about it (my life’s pretty gay -_-)
If I’m on chat talk to me! cause I’m always bored, literally :P
and if you follow me ill follow you back cause I’m cool like that ;)
If you ever feel like you need to talk to someone about anything I could
be that person (: I won’t judge you because who am I to judge right?
I’m a pretty friendly person so don’t be shy xD
and yeah thats all haha byeee :) x

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posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Sister: OMFG ALISHA CAT (MY CAT) JUST SH/T ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND I STEPPED ON IT OMFG WTF DO I DO EWWW OMG I FEEL LIKE I CAN STILL FEEL IT EVEN THOUGH I WASHED MY FOOT LIKE 20 TIMES LITERALLY WTF!
Me: AHAHAHHAHAHA OMG YOUR FACE AHAHAHHAA
Sister: IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Me: AHAHAHA DW SH/T HAPPENS
Me: OMFG THAT’S PUNNY AHAHAHHAHA
Sister: -_-
Lmao true story

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posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:13pm UTC

ADMIT IT
you have all tried writing a song one point in your lives
but failed miserably

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posted a quote
April 19, 2013 10:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I fell in
love
the way you
fall asleep;
slowly,
then all at
once.
- The fault in our stars.

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posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Sometimes when I talk to people online and they take long to reply, I purposely take long to reply so they don’t think I’m some obsessed stalker that’s like so excited to be talking to them or something.
Anyone else? :D

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posted a quote
February 9, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Me: Mum can you make me food?
Mum: No, go make it yourself
Me: Never mind I’m not hungry anymore.

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posted a quote
January 15, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Never date anyone smarter then you.
– Malcolm in the middle

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posted a quote
January 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

If real life was like life in American movies I would definitely be that nerd that gets locked in a locker.

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posted a quote
January 15, 2013 10:13pm UTC

When my friend takes long to reply on skype
Me: WTF DID YOU GO???????????
Me: PLEASE
Me: DONT LEAVE ME
Me: NO
Me: COME BACK (WHISPERS)
Me: *SILENTLY CRIES*
Me: *EMOTIONAL SONG COMES UP IN THE BACKGROUND*
Me: *LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW*
Friend: um... why am I your friend again?
Me: Don’t you use that tone with me, peasant!
Friend: Oh god...

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posted a quote
January 9, 2013 10:24pm UTC

That painfully awkward laugh you do when teachers joke about something that’s so lame and you’re just thinking yep you definitely had no friends when you were in school.

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posted a quote
January 9, 2013 10:19pm UTC

That depressing moment
when you spent hours looking at movie trailers then eventually give up because they all suck and you just don’t know what to do anymore.

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posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Friend: *sneeze*
Me: Bless you
Friend: Thanks *sneeze*
Me: Bless you
Friend: Thanks *sneeze*
Me: Alright shut up now
ur a rebel i like that

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posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Saying
'Mom don't worry, everyone failed.'
Everytime you fail a test.
ur a rebel i like th

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posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:21pm UTC

That annoying moment
When your trying to say something serious and your voice breaks.
nmf

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posted a quote
November 22, 2012 1:20am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I Hate
Those people on witty who steal my ideas, before i think of them.
So rude!

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posted a quote
November 22, 2012 12:55am UTC

Me when I lost my phone:
Me: Mum have you seen my phone?
Mum: no why?
Me: I CANT FIND IT
Mum: well, where did you put it?
Me: I THINK IF I KNEW I WOULDVE FOUND IT BY NOW, THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF LOSING SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
Walks away
Me: have you seen my phone?
Sister: no
Me: WELL HELP ME FIND IT
Sister: no
Me: OMG YOU NEVER HELP ME DO ANYTHING!
Me: having a mental breakdown
Me: checks in pocket and finds phone
Mum:
Sister:
Me:
Me: oh…
Walks away slowly

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posted a quote
November 17, 2012 9:58pm UTC

That FML Moment
When you really need to pee, but when you get in the bathroom
there’s no toilet paper
-______-

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posted a quote
November 17, 2012 8:03pm UTC

You’re looking at me but I’m looking through you
I see the blood in your eyes
I see the love in disguise
I see the pain hidden in your pride
I see you’re not satisfied
And I don’t see nobody else
I see myself looking at the
Mirror on the wall, here we are again
Through the rise and fall
You’ve been my only friend.

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posted a quote
November 17, 2012 12:35am UTC

Fail
Singing a song with your friends loudly and then you say the lyrics wrong…
-_-

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posted a quote
November 17, 2012 12:26am UTC

I hate when
You finally start to feel like you’re pretty, but then you see someone prettier and your back to feeling so insecure.
._.

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posted a quote
November 17, 2012 12:00am UTC

I Thought
I knew who my real friends are, but it turns out
I didn’t know them at all.
nmf

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