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ImNotNormal
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March 22, 2013 7:25am UTC

At my high school dance
I'm probably going to be holding a one direction poster

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ImNotNormal
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March 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC

TWIITER @JazzyStardoll

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ImNotNormal
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March 19, 2013 8:07pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like niall horan.
You: FOOD
Stranger: im from ireland
Stranger: 14
Stranger: m
Stranger: :)
You: strange
Stranger: not really
You: so you like niall?
Stranger: love
You: :)
Stranger: his hometown is near mine
You: did you try to stalk him
Stranger: O_O maybe
Stranger: no, not really, but i tried to find his house to say like hi
You: ahahaha
Stranger: :) water you gunna do, right?
You: whut
You: i'd love to stalk him though
Stranger: me tooo
You: but no i live somewhere else
You: los angeles
Stranger: poo
You: poo poo

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ImNotNormal
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March 16, 2013 2:25pm UTC

"Dad, this is this the worst day of my life"
"No... This is the worst day of your life so far.... "

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ImNotNormal
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March 16, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Spider pig. Spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does. It blah blah blah blah blah. It's spider pig.

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ImNotNormal
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March 14, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Me as a kid:
Ennie meenie miny mo
Catch a tiger by it's toe
If it hollers let it go
Ennis meenie minee mo
ME WHEN I DON'T WANT THAT ONE.........
buuuuut my mother said to pick the best...and smartest one
So this one is it
Right after this
Red
White
And blue
My uncle might've hateeed thaat choice...
So he said this one...
Wait I'll just start over......

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC

I hate how people trash one direction
but directioners don't trash their favorite band
do you think it's fair?

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ImNotNormal
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March 13, 2013 4:45pm UTC

You can't live a positive life
with a negative mind

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Page not found?
You better go find it

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ImNotNormal
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March 4, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Directioner: how much do you love one direction
Me: -_- that limit doesn't even exist

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ImNotNormal
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March 4, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Me: lets watch a scary movie
*after movie ended*
Me:walk me to the bathroom......

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ImNotNormal
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March 3, 2013 11:18pm UTC

SOMETIMES,
I GRAB
MY BOOBS
BECAUSE,
WELL I CAN

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ImNotNormal
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March 3, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Is it weird that I cry when I see Niall and food? .__.

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:39pm UTC

"did your mom drop you as a baby?"
"yeah into a pool of s€xy"

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:35pm UTC

By the power vested in me
I now pronounce you deleted and blocked
You can now kiss my @ss

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:10pm UTC

I just took In all my breath and stopped breathing
When I stopped and realized I could just stab myself
I felt my stomach and it was smaller I felt my thighs and they were smaller
This is completely nice :)

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 1:20pm UTC

I WAS NOT SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE!
I WAS SIMPLY HIGH FIVEING YOU IN THE FACE

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ImNotNormal
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February 28, 2013 11:04pm UTC

"Just because someone's nice doesn't mean you should go in their van"
-Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC

a b c d e f g HI JK l m NO p q u r s t u v w x y z

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ImNotNormal
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February 24, 2013 10:31pm UTC

I love the Butterfly Project
Thank you
But I went further
I put love and peace on my nails
*Be You* on my knuckles
You is better and don't impress on my hand
And the butterfly and in bold letters is TBP

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