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  1. dontrainonmymaydayparade dontrainonmymaydayparade
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    It's not so much about wanting to be loved, as it is to want to love someone. That's why very few people understand love. The few who understand that, understand love.

  2. FriendZoned FriendZoned
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    August 18, 2014 8:58pm UTC
    After all these years,
    I am at long last...
    Cancer free.

  3. epictacos epictacos
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    August 20, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    "Your bra strap is showing."
    Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.
    Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

  4. Bravo Bravo
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    August 20, 2014 5:15pm UTC
    There was a boy I met in sixth grade.
    He liked me, I liked him. We didn't date, he and I both knew we were too young.
    We were basically "flirty" throughout the year.
    That summer, he moved to my neighborhood.
    I was so happy.
    The day before seventh grade began, he asked me to go to the movies with him after school the next day. I said yes.
    He asked me to be his offical "girlfriend" a few weeks later.
    When summer rolled around, we took a trip to the water park together.
    He held my hand when I was afraid to go down the biggest slide.
    After that, he told me he was going to the bathroom. He was there for almost half an hour.
    When he came back, I asked him what had taken so long. "There was line," He had said.
    In eigth grade, my best friend came up to me and told me that my boyfriend kissed her. I didn't believe her. We got into a huge fight, we didn't speak for weeks.
    After that, she told me again he had kissed her. We fought yet again.
    This time, we didn't make up.
    He and I started to grow apart in high school.
    One day, I saw him in the bathroom with another girl, doing things I don't care to repeat.
    We broke up, I was devasted.
    Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my first boyfriend, Justin.
    There's a point to all this. And here it is:
    Sometimes things are too good to be true.

  5. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    August 20, 2014 11:40am UTC
    We're all brave until
    we realize the cockroach
    has wings.

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 2:35am UTC
    people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    May 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
    1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
    2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
    3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
    4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
    5. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
    6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
    7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
    8. Feeling like you might pee your pants.

  8. Cammie Cammie
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    May 29, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    whenever people send me hate i dont even really get hurt anymore
    im usually just like “whats the funniest way i could respond to this”

  9. happiest* happiest*
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    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  10. happiest* happiest*
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    January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    January 26, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me recover

  12. happiest* happiest*
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    January 26, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS

  13. happiest* happiest*
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    January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

  14. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    Oaay nevermind, i'm still free for vurlentine's day.

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Girl: I love being Italian on Christmas!
    Me: You're Italian every day.

  16. Ninja918 Ninja918
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    December 4, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.
    I forgot that I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes.

  17. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
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    December 4, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Lyric's Profile

  18. Steve Steve
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    November 14, 2013 11:48am UTC
    A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

  19.    RaZor shøt §* RaZor shøt §*
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    November 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Im sad when your not online sometimes i rain from my eyes because your not there for me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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