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  1. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    I just had the most amazing conversation on Omegle. It lasted for about 20 minutes.
    His name was George, he loved Tumblr.
    He made me laugh, so hard.
    George, you made my day.
    In case you happen to be reading this, this is Hope, the Leo.
    It kind of pains me that I'll never get to talk to him again.

  2. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    everything will be okay in the end.
    and if it's not okay
    it's not the end.

  3. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Q:If you were Selena Gomez for 24 hours, what would you do?
    Louis: I would look at myself naked!

  4. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Patrick: i can't hear you, its too dark in here

  5. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:44am UTC
    "my nana takes her wig off when she's drunk."
    "your nana and I have that in common."

  6. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 2:47pm UTC
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  7. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fan: I want to go to Hogwarts!
    C. S. Lewis Fan: I want to go to Narnia!
    Sherlock Fan: I want to go to 221 Baker Street!
    Twilight Fan: I want to go to Forks!
    Star Trek Fan: I want to go to Starfleet Acadmey!
    Pride and Prejudice Fan: I want to go to Pemberley!
    True Blood Fan: I want to go to Bon Temps!
    Dr Who Fan: I want to fly the TARDIS!
    Hunger Games Fan: I'm ok....

  8. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    sherlock: don't talk anderson.
    sherlock: you'll lower the whole IQ of the street.

  9. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 11:09am UTC
    That moment when your parents remember really embarassing moments from your past.
    Mom: Oh, I remember when you-
    Me: SHUT. UP.
    Dad: Hey, was that the time-
    Me: This is how I am going to die
    Mom: Wasn't that just the sweetest thing? I mean when she-
    Me: GODFUAPSBHCOAUHFDOAUBFDSOUASBDFOUSBSTAHP
    Dad: Or that one time when-
    Me: *gives up and goes to room to leave parents in their awkwardness*

  10. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 10:48am UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Turqoise
    • Favorite Food: I have to choose o.o
    • Favorite Singer: Louis Tomlinson
    • Favorite Show: SHERLOCK
    • Favorite Sport: Swimming
    • Favorite Season: Fall
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough
    • Favorite Time of Day: Uhh, evening o_o
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Uh, normal o_o
    • Current Taste: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    • Current Clothes: Polka dot pajama pants and a Snoopy tee shirt o_o
    • Current Computer: DELL laptop
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Fingers are reddishpinkish, toes are plain
    • Current Time: 10:41
    • Current Surroundings: Uh, milk carton and cereal bowl o_o
    • Current Thought: Uh, idk
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Lexie
    • First crush this school year: IM HOMESCHOOLED, MAN ._.
    (Louis Tomlinson)
    • First Screen Name: Lo2La8
    •First Pet: Louis de Funes (dog who is currently sleeping in crate)
    • First Piercing: none yet o.o
    •First Thing You Did Today: Washed my face with grapefruit scented shizz from neutrogena
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    • First School: Lincon Elementary
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    • Last Car Ride: Coming home from Youth Group
    • Last Text Message: no phone .-.
    • Last Movie Seen: Yours, Mine, and Ours
    • Last Item Bought: Blizzard from DQ
    • Last CD Played: Ehh D: Idk
    • Last Website You Were On: ourWorld o.o
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Nope.
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Probably
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Maybe o.o
    • Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: STORY OF MY LIFE
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Uhh, which roof o.0
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Kentucky
    • 2. Tenessee
    • 3. Florida
    • 4. California
    • 5. North Carolina
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: Snoopy tee shirt and polka dot pajama pants
    • You Did Last Night: Uhh, slept o_o
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: My brother's video game
    • You Can't Live Without: hmmmm......my buddies c:
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Maddie
    • 2. My dog
    • 3. God
    2 Choices
    • 1. Black or White: White
    • 2. Hot or Cold: Coolness
    1 Love
    • . One Direction o.O

  11. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Gangman Style
    is just a cool Korean dance
    to make Americans look like wasted cowboys.

  12. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    One Direction as X Factor Judges
    Harry: So...basically...erm...you just weren't very good...but maybe...just some work on your vocals...erm, yeah...bascially.
    Liam: I'm sorry, I'll have to say no, sweetheart. Oh my god, are you crying? Please don't cry! Oh gosh, I feel so horrible! Okay, okay, I change my mind, yes, you can go through! You were perfect!
    Niall: Ah, mate, you were okay, you know. You were alright, nothing like Justin Bieber though. He's my idol. He's perfect. He's really good, you know? Real good. Real fun. Took me to Nando's, once...
    Zayn: You know what? I'm gonna have to say no, but you keep pushing on. You keep riding this rollercoaster that is life! Aha! Your time will come!
    Louis: I want to know who let you on that stage. I feel uncomfortable with you staring at me right now. You need to leave, honey.
    (C) Tumblr. lololololololollolol

  13. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    One Direction is going to be on the cover of Seventeen for November.
    One Direction is going to be on the cover of Seventeen for November.
    One Direction is going to be on the cover of Seventeen for November.
    One Direction is going to be on the cover of Seventeen for November.
    *dies of extreme happiness*

  14. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Niall: I'm full.
    Harry: What?
    Louis: What?
    Zayn: What?
    Liam: What?
    Paul: What?
    Simon Cowell: What?
    Oprah: What?
    The Queen of England: What?
    Obama: What?
    Unicorn: What?
    Earth: What?
    Aliens: What?

  15. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    TOM DALEY IS A DIRECTIONER.
    I REPEAT;
    TOM DALEY IS A DIRECTIONER
    Life = Made.<3

  16. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ASDFGHJKL;
    I just saw a One Direction ad on Witty.
    me: "OMG a One Direction ad, alsdhfaoiudsfhoaushdfoauhdsofauhdsfoaudhfYAYYY"
    me: wow i bet some people are really ticked
    me: how did steve allow that on this site
    me: wait what

  17. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    *sees top quote*
    Me: how did they come up with that
    Me: *sees quote about how most quotes are from Tumblr*
    Me: oh
    Me: i should go back to Tumblr

  18. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark should have his own line of pita bread.

  19. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    While I'm Home alone....
    Me: *raids pantry*
    Me: EHOUASDFOAUSDFOAUSDF WHEN DID WE GET POTATO CHIPS
    Me: hehhehehhee, Niall likes potatos.
    Me: maybe i should eat carrots
    Me: AND SOUP WITH A FORK
    Me: *sings pop songs in an out of tune oprea voice*
    Me: EWWW I LOOK SO GROSS.
    Me: aha not like anyone is going to see me
    Me: i'm just going to sit alone all day.
    Me: *cries over nothing*
    Me: WHY THAT WAS A GOOD CRY I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
    Me: oh my god look at my face. Its sooooo red.
    Me: its like i'm bleeding from my face
    Me: ....OHMYGOSH THATS JUST OFFENSIVE TO ALL OF FEMALEKIND.
    Me: aha forever alone.
    Me: i wonder who i'll end up marrying?
    Me: if i get married at all...
    Me: hmm..
    Me: well right now my husband is MacBook, SO WE SHALL VISIT HIM.
    Me: *goes on internet*
    Me: LOLOLOLOLOL Tumblr, you just made my LIFEEE
    Me: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH i take that back, my heart belongs to Witty<3
    Me: ohh, that should be a quote.
    Me: wait that just sounds boring.
    Me: how about we channel the rest of todays events, hmm?
    Me: *is sitting on couch making this quote*

  20. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    The Reason I Was Born:
    To see Louis Tomlinson fall into the water in the Live While We're Young video.
    Life = Made

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