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  1. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    am i the only one who thought it was
    "we woke up in the kitchen saying hi to healthy dishes"?
    Probably...

  2. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    But a day
    with you
    is worth
    a lifetime
    with anyone
    else...

  3. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    I just got 2 likes on my profile picture in like 56 minutes...
    that must be some kind of record, right?

  4. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    format by breeze
    Format by Breeze
    You look at me
    like you could
    save me,
    you could, you know.

  5. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:38pm UTC
    Other people's confessions be like: I killed a guy, hooked up with my sister's boyfriend and his dad and then robbed a bank.
    My confessions be like: I kind of like algebra.
    And yet people are always more surprised by mine. :/

  6. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    Friend: What's Up?
    Me: Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy drama-adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Pete Docter, the film centers on an elderly widower named Carl Fredricksen (voiced by Edward Asner) and an earnest young Wilderness Explorer named Russell (Jordan Nagai). By tying thousands of balloons to his home, 78-year-old Carl sets out to fulfill his lifelong dream to see the wilds of South America and to complete a promise made to his lifelong love. The film was co-directed by Bob Peterson, with music composed by Michael Giacchino.

  7. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    have you ever...?
    bold the ones you've done
    - graduated high school
    - smoked a cigarette
    - gotten so drunk you passed out
    - rode every ride at an amusement park
    - collected something really stupid
    - gone to a rock concert
    - helped someone
    - gone fishing
    - watched four movies in one night
    - gone long periods of time without sleep
    - snorted cocaine
    - failed a class
    - smoked weed
    - dealt drugs
    - been in a car accident
    - been in a tornado
    - done hard drugs
    - watched someone die
    - been to a funeral
    - burned yourself
    - ran a marathon
    - cried yourself to sleep
    - spent $200+ dollars in one day
    - flown on an aeroplane
    - cheated on someone
    - been cheated on
    - written a ten page letter
    - gone skiing
    - been sailing
    - cut yourself by accident
    - cut yourself on purpose
    - had a best friend
    - lost a loved one
    - shoplifted something
    - been to jail
    - skipped school
    - skipped a class
    - had detention
    - gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
    - stolen books from the library
    - gone to a foreign country
    - dropped out of school
    - been in a mental hospital
    - watched the harry potter movies
    - had an online diary
    - fired a gun
    - had a yard sale
    - had a lemonade sale
    - actually made money at the lemonade sale
    - been in a school play
    - been fired from a job
    - taken a lie detector test
    - swam with dolphins
    - gone to sea world
    - voted for someone on a reality tv show
    - written poetry
    - read more than 20 books in a year
    - gone to europe
    - loved someone you can't have
    - used a coloring book over age twelve
    - had surgery
    - had stitches
    - taken a taxi
    - seen the washington monument
    - had more than five online conversations going at once
    - overdosed
    - had a drug or alcohol problem
    - been in a fist fight
    - suffered any form of abuse
    - gone surfing in california
    - had a hamster
    - pet a wild animal
    - used a credit card
    - did spirit day at your school
    - dyed your hair
    - got a tattoo
    - had something pierced
    - got straight a's
    - been on the honor roll
    - known someone with hiv or aids
    - drank alcohol
    - cried when someone died
    - felt someone up/got felt up
    - kissed someone
    - went farther than kissing someone
    - been in love
    - been heartbroken
    - missed your ex

  8. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    I hate all the guys I know.
    I repeat, ALL OF THEM.

  9. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Do British people think with a British accent?

  10. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:00pm UTC
    ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬
    I give it all my oxygen,
    to let the flames begin
    ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

  11. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    Ya’aburnee
    Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.

  12. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    When I have a daughter, I will name her Stacey.
    I will be Stacey's Mom.
    And I will have it going on.

  13. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    Do you ever, like, mishear a lyric and then find out what the actual lyrics are,
    but your lyrics were waaaaaaay better?

  14. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    I asked the gas station employee if he'd ever had trouble breathing,
    and he said it varies from season to season

  15. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Wow, things went from bad to worse in 24 hours...

  16. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Me: Hey, you haven't been on Witty in like 4 months
    My friend: Yeah, haha.
    Me: Oh my gosh...
    My friend: What?
    Me: You got a life, didn't you?
    My friend: Amm...
    Me: *gasps*
    My friend: I swear it didn't mean anything. I was thinking of the internet the whole time.
    Me: I can't ever look at you in the same way again.
    and that's the story of how i have no friends now...

  17. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    On the radio they were talking about how Santa needs a Visa to get into the country,
    and my sister was laughing and I was like "Dude, this is serious!"

  18. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Well it does,
    it makes me happy.

  19. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    I'm just so afraid of embarassing myself...

  20. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    If Facebook ever shuts down, people are going to be wandering
    the streets shoving pictures in people's faces screaming,
    "DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU?"

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