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ImAddictedToLifeMkai

1. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 12:32pm UTC
   Somebody
   link me to some
   websites for witty layouts :o
   
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2. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 11:52am UTC
   I think it has become
   obvious that medicine
   companies have no idea
   what fruit tastes like.
   
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3. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 11:48am UTC
   see a bug outside:
   "hello mr.bug"
   see a bug in your house:
   "DIE BI.TCH DIE!!!"
   
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4. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 11:55am UTC
   Someone link me to wittys chat?;D
   
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5. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2013 12:06pm UTC
   When I hover my mouse over the witty sign in the corner.
   It makes me feel dizzy.
   
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6. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 8:52am UTC
   format by my bae ethanol
   Do you have a bandaid?
   because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
   
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7. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 8:41am UTC
   Jus Joined Twitter!
   I need more followers.
   If you follow me.
   Ill follow you back.
   https://twitter.com/MildredHaa
   
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8. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:39am UTC
   Dear Monday,
   I want to break up.
   I'm seeing.
   tuesday
   and dreaming about
   friday
   sincerely, its me, not
   you
   
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9. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:29am UTC
   Format by Breeze
   All the flowers of all the tommorows are in the seeds
   of today.
   
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10. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Expect the best,
    be prepared for
    the worst,f.ck
    what others
    think & do your
    own thing.
    
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11. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:40am UTC
    Sometimes
    my greatest accomplishment
    is keeping my mouth
    SHUT
    
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12. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Girls
    go to college to get more
    Knowledge
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    Boys
    go to jupiter to get more
    Stupider
    
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13. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    I Just Realised I Haven't followed Steve Yet,
    whats wrong with me?
    
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14. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    You're a boob.
    Just tittin'
    You're my breast friend.
    
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15. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    ☐Single
    ☐Taken
    ☑ Too Busy Hunting dragons
    
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16. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    The most beautiful line is
    "But, I love you"
    The most painful line is
    "I love you, but"
    
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17. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    That Amaazing Moment When
    one of your photos on tumblr has 50 notes
    
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18. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Sexy With Abit of Gangster
    
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19. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    I Wish I Could Take Every Kid
    that looks in the mirror and says
    "I'm Not Beautiful"
    and get them to see what it takes to look like those people
    in magazines, they would feel so much better about themselves
    Knowing them photos aren't real.
    
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20. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Hate me.
    I love the attention.
    
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