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IluvDavidandSel

  1. IluvDavidandSel IluvDavidandSel
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    I want the kind of friend who:
    Teases me endlessly but never means it.
    Who will wrestle me over a bag of chips and if they win yell, "Get your own chips loser!"
    The kind of friend who will act like a total and compete idiot with me.
    Who I can call in the middle of the night and they wonder why I didn't call sooner.
    Someone whose family is my family.
    But mostly I want the kind of friend who love me for me no matter what even if they don't have any reason.
    For Sammi, Jackie, Rach, and Melissa.
    You guys are the most amazing in the world.
    <3333333333

  2. jarikaskyeeeeeeeeee jarikaskyeeeeeeeeee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 10:49am UTC
    I tried
    to dream about you last night but i couldn't.
    Maybe thats because
    its not a dream anymore.
    You and I
    are a
    r e a l i t y.♥

  3. JESSiiEKA JESSiiEKA
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 1:29pm UTC
    Let's play truth or dare:
    I dare you to tell me the truth, for once.

  4. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    Parents:
    What happens in school
    s t a y s i n s c h o o l.
    ////clickthe<3?

  5. gymnastics13 gymnastics13
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    Am I The Only One
    That took 20 minutes to find
    the sign out button ?
    click the ♥ !

  6. saragirl12399 saragirl12399
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    ♥♥♥♥ IF YOU REMEMBER
    ☺☺☺

  7. xoxloveyou10xox xoxloveyou10xox
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    Your the reason why i have a stress ball (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. girlygal6 girlygal6
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    Am i the only one that announces that
    i have to pee,
    because i think its necesarry ?

  10. memories4ever memories4ever
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    D o n ' t y o u h a t e i t w h e n
    you think of a comeback
    for something that happened
    y . e . s . t . e . r . d . a . y .
    not my fade

  11. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    aren't you a little too old to be watching phineas and ferb?
    yes, yes i am.

  12. ChEeRxOLeAdEr ChEeRxOLeAdEr happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    I use my phone to see in the [[dark]] ♥
    * favorite this iff you do too xD

  13. xxzoeyxx3 xxzoeyxx3
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Wtf?
    Why does every website change!
    Their just ruining them.
    Youtube, myspace, witty, and facebook.
    Like seriously?!

  14. xxdoubleBxx112 xxdoubleBxx112
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    Favorite this if you hate the new witty profiles
    cause i know i do . :(

  15. Drawing_Hearts_In_the_Sand Drawing_Hearts_In_the_Sand
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    Do you ever?
    break you're pencil in the middle of class
    and are too lazy to get up, so you try to
    write with the lead or stick it back into the
    pencil.

  16. LACHICK66 LACHICK66
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 6:55pm UTC
    "quick pretend your sleeping!"
    g o d. t h a t n e v e r g e t s o l d .
    facebook credit!!
    c l i ck the heart!

  17. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    BRB
    ( you bore me so I left. be
    back whenever I feel like it )


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. SoftPickles SoftPickles
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    i'm sorry hair that i burn you alive but you just look so much better straight.

  20. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    The guy who discovered milk...
    what was he doing with the cow?!?!
    not mine

:)

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