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1. Ilovewitty2468
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 11:35am UTC
   SOCIAL STUDIES TEST
   1) Why did the French and Indian war begin
   Because the French and Indians didnt like eachother
   2) When was Ben Franklin born
   When his mom gave birth
   3) How did ben franklin invent electricity
   He was really bored and flew a kite with his house key
   4) Where was Mount Rushmore built
   In a state called South Dakota
   Where they built it
   Z-
   AND AN E- for effort
   
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2. Ilovewitty2468
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   you can tell when someone really likes witty:
   Kid: Hey mom can i go on witty
   Mom: Sure as long as you dont forget your password and username
   Kid: Ok mom
   *The next day*
   Kid: Damn it i forgot it,,,, MOM!!!!!! I FOR....
   Mom: Well too bad now go clean your room
   Kid: Damn it , AND NO I WONT
   Mom: EXCUSE ME YES YOU WILL!!!!!!!!
   Kid: FINE JUST DONT GROUND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   See how much people love witty
   
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3. Ilovewitty2468
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   November 28, 2012 8:01pm UTC
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4. Ilovewitty2468
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   November 25, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   I LOVE U...NICORNS
   
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5. Ilovewitty2468
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   November 22, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   THIS GUY ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE CREEPED OUT IF HE KISSED ME, BUT THEN MY BOYFRIEND CAME AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND I TOLD HIM AND HE SAID IF HE EVER TOUCHED ME HE'D KICK HIS BUT THEN HE HUGGED ME AND GAVE THE GUY A LOOK AND THE OTHER GUY STARTED TO RUN
   #,,,,,#
   VERY TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. Ilovewitty2468
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   IF THIS REALLY WIERD GUY ASKS YOU OUT JUST SAY NO AND WALK AWAY VERY FASTLEY
   IF THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU ADD AS A FAV PLZ
   
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7. Ilovewitty2468
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   November 22, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   I have a crush on this guy Thomas and my so called "friend" told him that i liked him I hate her guts like if i were driving a bus instead of a cat i would run over her first
   
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