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If_I_was_perfect

1. If_I_was_perfect
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   Try holding the shift button and faving this at the same time.. thats right you cant do it <3
   
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2. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   This Quote is beautiful :)
   
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3. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 26, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   :) ;) :D :P :$ >.<
   -_- :o c; :{} ;* :E
   ('') :8 :L :] ;} :S (>>)
   Showing Emotion In A Text.
   
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4. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   When I see a Back scratcher
   My back is automatically itchy
   ♥
   
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5. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 23, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   My best friend is Jealous,
   because her boy friend
   gave me candy.
   ;)
   
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6. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 23, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   How did the snail talk to the crab?
   On it's Shell phone.
   -- Ellen <3
   
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7. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Coming home from school and going right into pajamas.
   Just me?
   <3
   
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8. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 22, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   On a scale from 1 to 10,
   your a 9
   and Im the 1
   you need
   <3
   
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9. If_I_was_perfect
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   January 22, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   Have you ever noticed, in movies when there is a sport being played the
   'enemy team' is alwways wearing black?
   
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10. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    I'm A fighter,
    But there is no fight left in me.
    
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11. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 11:51am UTC
    1
    come on guys calm down, we dont need the cops coming.
    
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12. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Friends ask what you want to drink, everyone responds with "whatever your having" Just me?
    
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13. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Hearing my mom scream my first, middle, and last name I automaticaly respond with "I didn't do it!!"
    nmq
    
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14. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Boy: "I'll be right back.."
    (3 hours later)
    Girl: "What took you so long?!"
    Boy: "Someone asked why I loved you."
    <3
    nmq
    
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15. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 9:49am UTC
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16. If_I_was_perfect
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:40am UTC
    Oh Boy, Snooki.
    
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17. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 22, 2012 9:25am UTC
    When you wake up in the morning..
    And Have The Pee Like Theres No Tomorrow.
    
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18. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 21, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    && Who Wants
    To Be My Witty Best Friend?? Cause I Legit Don't Have One, But
    I Soo Want One <3
    So comment or fav :D
    
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19. If_I_was_perfect
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    January 21, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Type your name..
    Regularly: Jordan
    Eyes Closed: Jordan
    Elbows: ujo4rewqjn <-- so close. i tried b4 and it refreshed my page -__-
    Nose: Jordan .... Now my eyes hurt?
    Fourhead: hukoirtsfraswnj,k... No Comment....
    Big Toe:Joedan :*
    Now Bang Your Head Into The Keybourd:
    kdjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaerg nhj fndvnswrnvskn
    Ow... Lotta U's
    
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20. If_I_was_perfect
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    And All The Haters I Swear They Look So Small From Up Here Cause I'm Bigger♥Justin Bieber♥
    
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