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AbercrombieChick
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

If you put your finger in your ear and scratch
It sounds like you're playing Pac-Man

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natitatty
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:04pm UTC

a drop in the ocean
a change in the weather
i was praying that you and me might end up together
its like wishing for rain as i stand in the desert
but im holding you closer than most,
'cause you are my heaven.
btw follow jacqui459 and ofdgirl (:

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:24pm UTC

He's annoying...
He's hilarious.
He's the world's biggest rascal.
He makes me want to scream.
He ruins my day.
Then, he saves it at the last minute.
He drives me crazy.
He's out of his mind.
I hate his guts.
& He's everything
That I want... ♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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jimmy365
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March 4, 2012 10:40am UTC

Maybe God has a bigger plan
for me than I had for myself.
tumblr/ format by jimmy365

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Jade672

posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Crying doesn't make you weak,
it just shows you've been strong for too long & you can't do this journey alone.

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woahitsleyx
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC

REAL friends? i don't know what that means anymore.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC

I don't talk to people sometimes,
to see if they'll miss me,
but they don't...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Being loved gives you strength.
And loving someone else gives you courage.
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rissa7373
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:24pm UTC

When I see 'explain' on a test
"HAHAHA, no thanks."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Calling them MEAN
won't make you NICE.
Calling them UGLY
won't make you BEAUTIFUL.
Calling them WEAK
won't make you STRONG.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I never stopped loving you,
I just stopped showing it.
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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

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kayyllaaaxox
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 11:15pm UTC

why does tigger smell bad?
he's always playing with pooh.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles,
was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

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gilliaanx
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:19pm UTC

B-e-s-t-f-r-i-e-n-d
has ten letters,
but then again,
so does
L-y-i-n-g-b-i-t-c-h

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply.

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EvilAngel
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 11:48am UTC

click to see this quote

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:18pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
Hi, I'm a mirror.
I'm designed to destroy
Every pretty thought you ever had.

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smf233
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 6:43pm UTC

i hope you know,
i'm hurting right now.
We all know your life is perfect
but mine isn't.
and you just made it a lot worse.
funny part?
you don't even care.

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