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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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October 31, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Welcome
ToThe
Dark Side

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cujo*
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November 1, 2013 12:49pm UTC

one thing i like are strangers who got your back in awkward public situations, they are
the coolest people ever bc they save ur àss and you'll probably never see them again

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AustinH
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October 31, 2013 10:45pm UTC

What do female ghosts have that male ghosts don't?BOObsHaha happy halloween

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Steve
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November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC

What if quotes could have a background image?

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:24pm UTC

one time i told a chemistry joke.
there was no reaction.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

"your friend is so hot"
story of my life.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:39pm UTC

"i look ugly in this picture," says the white girl
as she uploads her 594th selfie to an album entitled "meh<3"

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:32pm UTC

boy, are you a fox?
because i don't know what the fúck you're saying.

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rachiesaysrawr
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October 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC

augustus waters why do u do this to me

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Hale_Storm18
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October 16, 2013 3:13pm UTC

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn.

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yourcool
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October 16, 2013 2:40am UTC

"why are you awake at 3 am?"
- asks the person who is also awake at 3 am.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Chris*
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October 10, 2013 3:02pm UTC

- get through today
- get through tomorrow
- get through the week
- get through the month
- get through next month
- get through the year
- get through next year
- work hard, have fun & keep on getting through until the day you don't
- when in doubt, eat pizzaurhighuigh

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capsized*
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October 10, 2013 2:58pm UTC

I think for Halloween I'm going to RSVP to as many parties as I can and offer to help each one (set up, supply food, clean). I wont show up to any of them though. When mobs of people ask "what happened?" why I didn't do my job, I'll tell them I was just in character.
That's right, I'm dressing up as the Government Shutdown for Halloween.

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happiest*
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October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Chris*
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October 7, 2013 6:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ChocoTaco
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October 5, 2013 6:26pm UTC

So you guys know how more than half the Witty population left after the Directioner invasion?
Well you know how the Spanish Conquistadors came to the New World, completely disregarded the Natives' culture and religion, and forced them to become Christians, then if they refused they just killed them. Then about 90% of the population died because of small pox and other diseases from Europe? Well that's kind of like how the Directioners came in, completely bombarded Witty Profiles (and most of the other websites on the Internet) with One Direction facts, didn't care how the Wittians were annoyed by this, and then most Wittians just left. I've done my research; you can't even tell me history doesn't repeat itself.

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 10:17am UTC

Nearly every teacher at my school has this poster on the wall in their classrooms:
"SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY.
GET OVER IT."

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