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  1. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter eight
    "You heard me."
    My dad's fork hovers in his hand, threatening to spill the leftover noodles.
    "You have a date?" he asks again.
    "Maya has a date? Maya? Oh my god!" Tyler slaps the table, letting out a ear-killing guffaw of laughter.
    "Tyler! Steve! Be kind!" my mother scolds.
    They both shut up.
    "I have proof," I say, crossing my arms. "You'll see tomorrow."
    -~-~-
    Drliiiiing....dr-LIIIIIING!
    There goes the doorbell. I rush down the stairs. This is it. My first date. I tug at my metallic top and open the door, yelling, "I got it!"
    But as I open it up, I realize I don't.
    The hottest guy on the planet, with deep blue eyes and shaggy brown hair, smiles back at me.
    "Hello, Maya," he says.
    "Hi...Christopher...." I blush, tucking my hair behind my ear.
    He laughs.
    "MAYA!"
    I groan and snap, "What, Tyler?"
    "Is that your BOYFRIEND?" I laugh.
    "Maybe," I whisper. Then I turn to Christopher again.
    "Shall we go?" he asks. I nod, taking his arm.
    "Bye, Dad! Mom!"
    "Bye, sweetheart!" my mom calls, and I close the door.
    ~~~~~~~
    Steve should read this. Somebody spam him for me, I'm too lazy.

  2. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter seven
    "So, what should I do, Cat?" I slump in front of the laptop. For the fiftieth time this hour, I check for noise of my parents, who are out and about doing errands and such.
    Cat thinks for a second, then farts with her mouth. "Well...I guess you can just go with it?" She chuckles. "I like that movie."
    I roll my eyes. "Me, too, but can we stick to the topic?"
    "Yeah. Like I said, just kind of go with the flow. You know." She laughs again. "It rhymes!"
    "Cat!"
    "Sorry," she mumbles. "But you get what I'm saying?"
    I nod. "Totes, Kitty Cat! Now, um, what's on your face? Is that crap?"
    "Ew, no!" She wipes her chin. "It's chocolate, you freak!"
    I giggle. "If you say so. Now let me get down to my business." I crack my knuckles- succesfully- and close the video chat. I open up the Witty Profiles chat tab and search his name. I find it and click it, the box opening in front of the ocean.
    Hi there, mister.
    I play with my fingernails until he replies.
    Hey, Maya.
    I say the words quietly as I type, Not to sound stalkerish, but where do you live?
    Massachusetts, he replies.
    Me too!
    Really? Where?
    Boston.
    Oh hey.
    What?
    I live in Boston.
    Massachusetts?
    Yep.
    So...yeah, I respond, but in my head I'm freaking out. The one guy who called me beautiful lives here in Boston? Hell yes!
    Are you free Saturday?
    What...?
    Are you?
    Uh....not if you count watching the Notebook all day.
    Heh. But you can text me your address and we can go to the park or something.
    Should I trust him?
    I'm going to.
    Kay. Number, please?
    He types in his number and I scribble it down on my arm.
    I'll text you right now. I pick up my phone and text the number my address.
    Got it, he replies in the chat. Gotta go.
    He ends the chat and I sit there.
    I have a date.
    With a boy from the internet.
    ~~~~~~~
    M'kay guys, get this. Drumroll......................nothing. Nothing happened that I need to tell you about except....I WILL RELEASE MAYBE IT'S MAGIC INFO ON SATURDAY. Guys, I sound so desperate, but can you advertise my story, maybe? Tell your Witty friends? I don't understand how stories blow up...

  3. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter six
    I walk in the door, coffee-soaked shirt and all.
    "I smell Starbucks," my mother calls out. "You're grounded."
    I throw my purse on the floor and run to her. "What? Why!"
    She looks back into her People magazine and says, "Because you lied about being at the gymnasium. Why can't you stop lying and just tell the truth?"
    "Because you don't understand the truth," I mumble as I slide into my seat at the dinner table.
    "What's for dinner?" Tyler screams from his room. I shout back, "Shut up or you'll never get it anyways!"
    "Maya!" Mom frowns at me.
    I roll my eyes and slouch back in my chair. "Fine. How long am I grounded?"
    "Two weeks."
    A little groan escapes my lips before I pick up my fork and stab at the buttered noodles on my plate. My fork slowly travels to my mouth and I chew on the plain food.
    "Not hungry," I say, standing up. I walk to the chalkboard and write 'Grounded' next to my name, frowning at my terrible handwriting.
    "Maya?"
    "I'm not hungry. That's what I said." I walk up to my room and lock the door.
    Who cares about grounded? I pick up the laptop and log onto Witty. Hmm. One notification.
    ChristopherIsMe commented on your profile.
    Okay. I click on it and am directed straight to my ugly profile. I still don't understand the CSS layouts.
    I scroll to the comments and read his:
    Hi beautiful :)
    I laugh and delete it, going to his profile and quickly typing back: Oh please. I'm another ugly face.
    Four seconds later I got a notification.
    ChristopherIsMe commented on your profile.
    "Ugh," I say under my breath, clicking it.
    Don't say that. It's not true. I can see your face on the picture. You're very pretty.
    I bite my lip and quickly reply.
    I can see yours. It's just written in that cute little face of yours: you just want attention. Don't you?
    This turned into a long battle:
    Him: No. I mean it. You're beautiful.
    Me: Oh, really? Point out the 'beautiful' things.
    Him: Your eyes, for one.
    Me: Okay, now you're mental or something. Do you need to go to the hospital?
    Him: No. I never would. Not if it involves changing my mind about you.
    Me: You're all in love...jesus. Can't you, like, find some other random girl to stalk?
    Him: I could. I don't want to, though, not until you realize you're beautiful.
    Me: Ha. Well then, you'll be here for all of eternity.
    Him: Maya.
    Me: Wha...how do you know my name?
    Him: It's on your profile.
    Me: Oh. But what are you saying again?
    Him: I'm saying you're beautiful.
    Me: Ugh. Tell you what, you seem nice enough, so I'll talk to you tomorrow. As FRIENDS, kay? But you can't bring up this crazy 'beautiful' talk.
    Him: Okay :)
    I close the laptop and sit on the floor. Why does life suck so much?
    ~~~~~~~
    My new story info comes out...maybe today. I made myself a website, actually, so go to my profile, click the link, and you can see all the stories I'm planning on. The new one will be Maybe it's Magic. Or maybe we can vote on which one? It will be between Maybe it's Magic or The Tattoo Artist.

  4. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter five
    "Uh....no!" I slam the laptop closed.
    "Maya, if you're on Witty, I-"
    "I'm sorry! I'm sorry I've been on this website in my free time! I'll go do my homework now!"
    My dad raises an eyebrow. "I'm the one that told you about Witty."
    I blush. "Oh. Right."
    He places a hand on my shoulder. "I'm happy you're on it," he says.
    "What?"
    "Yes. I want you to release your inner thoughts here."
    "Uh. Okay...?"
    He nods. "Well, you should do your homework. I mean, that's why you came home early. You have a big essay due soon." He walks out the door.
    I nod.
    That's so not why I came home early.
    -~-~-
    "Maya, honey, where are you?"
    "At the gym," I lie, taking another sip of my Starbucks coffee.
    "Okay. Be home soon. Bye."
    "Bye, Dad. Love you." I hang up and examine the name on my cup. Mieyea. Really? My name's not that hard.
    Suddenly my name doesn't matter because the coffee is all over my brand new shirt. I snap my head around to see Alisyn.
    "Maya, you disabled little freak. Unable to hold her own coffee." She giggles, looking back at her two followers for approval. They giggle back.
    "Actually, you're the disabled freak who spilled it on me, Ali the Sin." I raise an eyebrow.
    She rolls her eyes. "Not even able to take the blame, are you? Sad, sad." She decides to spill a bit of her own drink down the back of my shirt.
    "Listen up. You may be a powerful popular chick, and I may be a potato, but-"
    "A potato, Maya?"
    I nod. "A socially awkward one. And-"
    "Okay, really? A po-ta-to? Jeez, Maya, where do you get this crap?"
    "Witty Pro-" I stop myself. Do I want her to know about Witty?
    No. I don't.
    "Witty Prostitutes and Prosthetics. It's a weird site, don't even bother visiting." I shake my hand oddly.
    Alisyn sighs. "Bye, you freak." She struts away.
    I just love that girl.
    ~~~~~~~
    Stevey wevey should read this. I'll be writing another story along with this one, so get ready. I'll release info later.

  5. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter four
    I keep jogging away from Janette, hoping to escape the really agitating grasps of her brother.
    As I'm thinking about that, I trip on a milk spill, my arms flailing. My legs slide out from under me, kicking somebody in the ankle. He falls over next to me.
    Oh, yay.
    It's Evan.
    "Hi, Maya," he says, slightly afraid.
    "Evan," I snap. "Help me up."
    Evan's eyes light up and he stands, holding out a hand. I grab it ungratefully and pull myself up.
    "You're welcome!" he chirps.
    "I didn't thank you," I growl.
    Evan raises an eyebrow, though I can tell he's still unsure. "Oh. Um, sorry. I'll be going. Hey, you wouldn't mind going with me to-"
    "No."
    He blushes and drags himself away.
    I was a little harsh on him, but he gets really annoying. Aggravating. I watch as he walks away. Evan actually was a little cute, but that didn't change anything between us. His dirty blonde hair fell in his face all the time, covering up his green eyes.
    I wonder what he finds attractive about me. I mean, I have a tangle of brown hair that refuses to look nice, dull black eyes, and a disproportionate figure. I'm hideous.
    I look down at my phone, hearing it ring.
    "Hello?" I ask, hiding in a corner.
    "Maya, sweets, I'm getting you early. I'll be there in a few minutes."
    "Okay, Dad. Thanks." I hang up.
    My dad is coming to get me early.
    That's only happened once, back in fourth grade.
    Something's up.
    -~-~-
    Oh, wow, creative, I think as I scroll through the page. Words after words after words. Some look really cool. Some look like a parrot ran across the keyboard.
    I giggle at a couple, clicking the fave button.
    I'm on the seventeenth page when my father walks in.
    He sees the screen and his mouth drops.
    "Is that Witty Profiles?"
    ~~~~~~~
    No notifications. If you read this, PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE COMMENT. With a cherry on top. A big, fat one that could wipe out all of Australia. So, um, yes. Hope you like c:
    ~Atalaya xx

  6. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Awitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction;; chapter three
    "Hey! Maya!"
    I spin on my heels to come face to face with Janette Loyle. She's nice, but a tad annoying, and her brother had an odd crush on me. Janette was always trying to help him out, advertising him to me when it was just us two.
    "Hi, Jan," I say meekly, putting up a hand.
    Janette grabs my shoulder, leading me to an empty lunch table. She gestures for me to sit, so I do. She comes in next to me, jokingly shoving me with her hips. I force a laugh, but when she looks away, I secretly rub my hip in pain.
    Janette states, "Evan is all lonely these days. He wishes he had someone to be with."
    I sigh. Here comes the advertising.
    Suddenly her eyes light up with recognition and she points to me.
    "Hey!" she yells. "You're pretty nice. And-" Janette leans over to me, cupping a hand around my ear and her lips. "I think he likes you."
    I grin. Janette is really bad at this.
    "You two should hang out sometime." She munches on her sandwich.
    "Yeah, well, uh, I'm busy," I mutter.
    "Doing what?"
    I rack my brain for an answer.
    "Running!" I exclaim, throwing my hands in the air.
    "Oh," she says, smiling. She takes another bite of her sandwich.
    "A blog," I say under my breath. "So, um, yeah. Not any time! I'm just a little busy bee!" I force a grin.
    Janette nods thoughtfully. "Maya, you can't be running all the time. You have to have a little free time."
    I stuff my orange slices in my mouth and shake my head, standing. "Nope, no time." I run off.
    ~~~~~~~
    Hello everybody! I changed the format, do you like? I won't notify, sorry. Comment/fave/criticize!
    ~Atalaya xx

  7. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    AWitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction.
    two
    "Did you not recognize him?"
    "What?"
    "That was Nathan Himmerson," she explains, raising an eyebrow.
    "No way, Nate the Nerd?" I ask in disbelief. I stare into the distance like I'm in a dramatic movie. "Well, he buffed up."
    Cat nods, giggling. "Hope you're exciting for math now!" She runs off down the hall.
    I scowl. Nathan always said something annoying in math.
    I spit on the tile floor and trudge to math class.
    xxx
    Shut up.
    "And when you multiply that by the sum of Pi and sixteen, it just doesn't make sense, Mrs. Edison."
    "Nathan Frederick Himmerson. That is the answer and you will live with it. You're giving me hell." Mrs. Edison makes her way back to the board, her heels clicking softly on the ground.
    "Arianna, can you please tell me the answer to the next question?"
    I look over at my friend, who's twirling her hair on her finger.
    "Um, nineteen?"
    "Correct," Mrs. Edison confirms, smiling. I grimace at the huge zit on her forehead. Does she even wash her face?
    The bell finally rings, letting us out of this living hell.
    "Maya!" I spin on my heels to come face to face with Arianna. We walk out of the class together.
    "So, Jackson-"
    "Maya."
    I look up one inch to see Alisyn Perry's cold blue eyes digging into me.
    She's pursing her lips, her hands on her hips. I raise an eyebrow.
    "Yes, Little Miss Ali the Sin?"
    Alisyn growls. She hates that nickname.
    "This year, you're going to regret what you did." She jabs a finger into my chest.
    "Hey!" I protest. "Don't stick your finger in my boob!"
    Alisyn laughs. "You're so immature, Maya." She trips me as she leaves, hurrying over to her stupid boyfriend, Josh Ryan.
    "Are you okay?" Arianna lends me a hand.
    "I'm fine. This year, I'm getting back up myself."
    Comment/fave. Feel free to criticize.

  8. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:17am UTC
    AWitty COMPLICATION
    a witty profiles fan fiction.
    one
    "If I told you, you'd think I was mental." I chew on my headphone cord.
    "I already think you're mental," Cat says on the other side of the video chat. She laughs. "Just tell me."
    I sighed. "Fine," I give in, twirling my cord on my fingers. "But don't judge me." I take a dramatic breath. "Math."
    Cat makes a mock gasp.
    "Math?" she says. She makes a 'tst tst' noise as she shakes her head in disapproval. "Maya, no. Math can not be your favorite class."
    I shrug. "It is."
    Cat rolls her eyes. "I gotta go. See you tomorrow?"
    "Right." I nod. I end the Skype and lay back on my bed.
    Is it really that bad that math is my favorite class?
    xxx
    "Cat!" I run up to my best friend.
    "Maya! It's been a long time since I've seen you." She smiles.
    I raise an eyebrow. "We video chatted last night...?"
    Cat rolls her eyes. "I meant in person!" She leans over and whispers in my ear, "Such restricting parents."
    I giggle. "Come on, let's go."
    We walk inside the school building.
    As we stroll through the halls, Cat makes a derp face. "Oh, are you all psyched for math?"
    I turn to retort when I bump into somebody. I blush.
    "I'm sorry," I mumble. The somebody- who turns out to be some very attractive guy- smiles.
    "It's fine," he reassures me. I bend down to pick up his schedule, secretly scanning it.
    He has the same math class as me.
    After handing it back to him, I smirk at Cat.
    "Now," I say, "I'm excited for math."
    Comment/fave. Feel free to criticize.

  9. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    AWitty COMPLICATIONa witty profiles fan fiction.prologueNever doubt the power of Oreos, your iPod, and the internet.I mean it. My life depends on those three things. Really.There were those days when I'd be texting my friends, and they came out with something random about their crush, asking for advice. Normally I would answer with some song lyrics they'd never heard, so they didn't know it was lyrics.They'd agree, and once I even saw my friend and her crush walking hand in hand through the halls the next day. I didn't even get a little wave from her. So much for advice.Oreos came in handy there. Eating helped me ignore how they ignored me. I just scarfed down two handfuls, three if the Oreos were some special flavor, and hid in my bedroom.My laptop was then my escape. It has a name, Senor Juan Juan. I have no idea why I named it that.Anyway, I'd just log on to my email. My tumblr. Anything that kept me company.Then one day my father asked me what sites I used. I answered truthfully: tumblr and gmail. He was a bit confused and told me to look up Witty Profiles. So I did.The rest?Well. You'll just have to continue.Comment/fave. Feel free to criticize.

  10. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Wait! No!I had the weirdest idea for a story, and it would be so much easier to write than Summer Girl. So, here goes: it's a fan fiction. NOT A ONE DIRECTION FAN FICTION. A WITTY PROFILES fan fiction. Involving Steve.The dinosaur.The idea is that there would be a girl and her father is the majestic Steve (that's right, MAJESTIC). It's pretty much her journey through Witty and stuff. I can't explain it much more.WHAT DO YOU THINK, WITTIANS? PLEASE COMMENT.Please.Either way, I will NOT be writing Summer Girl, as the plot would for some reason be too hard for me to write at the moment. School started.

  11. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Summer girl.author's note;So this is a story I will be writing along with Never Ending and my fan fiction. I hope you all like it. Summary here:Taylor Anne Formen. She thought life would be like it always had. Snow, trees, the winter, in other words. But her parents had to get divorced. They had to send her to Florida. They had to take away everything she had. Taylor is determined to spend that summer locked in her new room, but one trip to the mailbox thrusts her into a tornado of lies, love, and hope.But can she survive away from her natural habitat?Did you like it? Please tell me, if you even bothered to read this. Because you know, I'm pretty ignored on here.If I get five faves, I'll start this story. Thank you, stay beautiful.

  12. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    N E V E R E N D I N GI I wake up in front of my call pad. The red light's still blinking from last night's ignored call. I press the button on the pad and the light stops, turning a pale blue. I stand up and walk to the glass walls of the dome, which are congested with several different news feeds for our Channel. It takes me about five minutes before I finally find a blank spot on the walls. I tap my finger on the wall, and a simple white box pops up, with Xane written at the top. I expand the little box until it's about the size of a computer screen, and begin to write.
    Just woke up. Send a cart, please.
    I put the box back into its original size and say, "To Axle." The box whizzes past on the screen, delivering my message to our President. I sigh and go back to my call pad. I tinker with the settings.
    The cart rolls in, halting next to me. I run my hands over the array of rolls and breads and drinks until I finally pick up a cinnamon roll and a mug of hot cocoa. I inhale it. All that's left is an empty mug and a few crumbs.
    The cart, having finished its job, rolls off to whoever needs it next. My call pad beeps. I pick up the phone. "This is Xane, Channel 91."
    The caller's voice is razor sharp and definitely a man's. "Eron, Channel 56. About twenty of our Troopers are injured from an attack with Channel 30. We have some Aids here, but as you know, we had to station many non-Troopers, since many are already dead. Please send some."
    Eron is correct. Recently Channel 56 had been having a hard time fending off attacks, which made them vulnerable targets. Their only solution was to put almost everyone-Runts, Aids, Communicators like me-out in the battlefield. A few other Channels had sent some Troopers to help, but nothing was enough.
    I nod. "Okay. So deliver about thirty, thirty-five Aids? In case more fall?"
    "Oh, thank you, young man. You don't know how much you're helping us."
    "Ah, please. I'm only the one that delivers your message. I don't actually carry it out."
    "You do more than you think you do." That punches me in the gut. I stare out the glass walls for a moment, watching the white scenery with my naked eyes.
    I shake the thought from my head. "Well, thirty-five Aids to Channel 56, done. Thank you."
    "Great. Goodbye." And the call ends. I get up and walk over to the Delivery Director, a girl about twenty with black hair. She looks up from her work. Her bright blue eyes cut deep into my brain.
    I put my hands on the desk and lean forward. "Aids, thirty-five, to Channel 56."
    She nods, scribbles something on a fresh Delivery Sheet, and slides it in the gap in her desk. "Sent." I start to walk off, but not before she asks me a question.
    "Xane, right?"
    I stop. "Yes," I say, still not facing her.
    "I'm Iya."
    I nod, and then walk off again. Iya. Why had I, the one person that visits her most, never known her name?
    "I never knew your name," I find myself saying. I turn around and look straight at her. "Why?"
    She smiles, her startling blue eyes glistening. "That's a secret you'll soon know." She looks back down at her work.
    I stand there, staring blankly. What secret? I slowly walk back to my desk like a robot. I slide into my seat. I pass time by writing her name over and over, then erasing it all.
    I'm still doing that when a familiar voice whispers in my ear, "I never knew your name either."
    xxTHE Yay! It's begun! So, um, what do you think? I might notify. Check my main account iwishuponawhale.

  13. IWriteCrap IWriteCrap
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    N E V E R E N D I N GITEXT TEXT TEXTTEXT TEXT TEXTTEXT TEXT TEXTxxTHE AUTHOR NOTE WOULD BE HERE. THIS IS THE FORMAT FOR NEVER ENDING, AS YOU CAN TELL.

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