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Girl With a Cat Head*

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  2.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    I'm always going to be the one who's always
    never chosen.

  3. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

  4. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    I can physically feel my friends losing interest in me

  5. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    It's terrible that people
    actually hate themselves
    because they aren't a certain weight
    or don't have certain grades.
    It's even worse that people will
    physically cut themselves open
    because they don't like certain things
    or don't have a certain amount of friends.
    They're terrified of being judged
    or criticized
    because they don't look like the cover of that magazine.
    So maybe if we showed people
    that it is okay to be who they are,
    rather than just saying,
    "don't be afraid to be you!"
    or, "just be confident"
    then maybe there would be
    less people with slashes on their wrists
    and less notes ending with "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Dear diary,
    I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    HOW TO BE SKINNY
    1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
    2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
    Congratulations, you're skinny.

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
    and i dont know which is worse

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    "if we wait until we're ready, we'll be
    waiting for the rest of our lives."
    -Lemony Snicket

  11. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Guys, please pray for my boyfriend.
    He's in the hospital suffering from a severe case of non-existence. Thank you for your support

  12. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I was afraid of the dark
    but now it's all that I want
    Format by Breeze

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 5:30am UTC
    my teacher was like "you can fit 63 earths into Uranus" and I was like......"64 if you relax"

  14. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    there were christmases when you were mine
    Format by Breeze

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    I have two moods:
    Sleep is for the weak
    Sleeping for a week

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    He knows about you in every way
    He's memorized every part of your face
    Inside and out, baby, head to toe
    [ Yeah, he knows everything there is to know ]

  17. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:48pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Confession #8
    to me, the worst sound in the world
    is the broken-hearted
    crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:01am UTC
    Yes, please continue putting me down
    Because y'know
    I don't think bad enough about myself yet
    And I really wanted your help to achive the worst thoughts possible.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:47am UTC
    i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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