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happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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† *
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I'm always going to be the one who's always
never chosen.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

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mads*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC

I can physically feel my friends losing interest in me

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 10:27pm UTC

It's terrible that people
actually hate themselves
because they aren't a certain weight
or don't have certain grades.
It's even worse that people will
physically cut themselves open
because they don't like certain things
or don't have a certain amount of friends.
They're terrified of being judged
or criticized
because they don't look like the cover of that magazine.
So maybe if we showed people
that it is okay to be who they are,
rather than just saying,
"don't be afraid to be you!"
or, "just be confident"
then maybe there would be
less people with slashes on their wrists
and less notes ending with "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Dear diary,
I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC

HOW TO BE SKINNY
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.

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bye*
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December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
and i dont know which is worse

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:31pm UTC

"if we wait until we're ready, we'll be
waiting for the rest of our lives."
-Lemony Snicket

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theWalrus
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Guys, please pray for my boyfriend.
He's in the hospital suffering from a severe case of non-existence. Thank you for your support

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 8:15pm UTC

I was afraid of the dark
but now it's all that I want
Format by Breeze

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Gpc11
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December 13, 2013 5:30am UTC

my teacher was like "you can fit 63 earths into Uranus" and I was like......"64 if you relax"

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Breeze
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December 12, 2013 6:52pm UTC

there were christmases when you were mine
Format by Breeze

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I have two moods:
Sleep is for the weak
Sleeping for a week

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

He knows about you in every way
He's memorized every part of your face
Inside and out, baby, head to toe
[ Yeah, he knows everything there is to know ]

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 7:48pm UTC

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posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Confession #8
to me, the worst sound in the world
is the broken-hearted
crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 5:01am UTC

Yes, please continue putting me down
Because y'know
I don't think bad enough about myself yet
And I really wanted your help to achive the worst thoughts possible.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:47am UTC

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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