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  1. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Me: Whew, I really got out of shape this summer. I guess I'll have to go easy on the food this year.
    Halloween
    Thanksgiving
    Christmas
    New Year
    Valentine's Day
    Easter
    Me: ....
    Me: F*ck you. Just...just f*ck you.

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    I remember when I was younger that I would always tell myself that I was going to be on Americas Got Talent singing "Your Love Is My Drug" by Ke$ha
    And I would always practice singing that every day.

  3. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    When people, guys especially, say "you're so cute when you __________" I die a little inside. ITS ADORABLE

  4. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Stop wasting your time
    On people
    who don't love you
    It makes you happier in the end.

  5. ginger_zayn ginger_zayn
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    I think i'm gonna stop
    coming on witty now, its getting really boring and i can't really
    be bothered to make any more quotes. I MIGHT just come on
    to read some of the quotes but thats it. I doubt anyones really
    bothered but i just felt like telling you. I know I haven't been on
    in a while and thats why I just wanted to let y'all know.
    twitter: www.twitter.com/kissestoari
    instagram: www.instagram.com/bella_ferguson

  6. FrankieFine FrankieFine
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Each time I think of you, I get butterflies in my stomach.
    Each time I see you, my heart skips a beat.
    Each time you touch me, I forget how to breathe.
    And I just want to tell the world that I am in love with the most amazing person.
    But you are not mine, my heart almost can't take it.
    My heart is crying out for you.
    My soul aches for you.
    I crave you, I need you.

  7. GorginaLovesYoux GorginaLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Its Offical Im Thr Worlds Uglyiest erson

  8. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    I like doing weird stuff.
    Today I spent like an hour cutting up old sheets and documents my dad was going to throw out.
    I was pretty happy when my brother joined me.
    What a way to spend the weekend.

  9. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Nobody knows the shape of other men
    he could be looking well
    but his life is a living hell


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. chops2013 chops2013
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Girls, periods can not be that bad,
    count yourselves lucky
    you will never get
    awkward b0ner infront of your crush.

  12. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    types of love:
    eros: a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romance.
    ludus: love that is played as a game or sport.
    storge: an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity.
    prayma: love that is driven by the head, not the heart; undemonstrative.
    mania: obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possesive and jealous.
    agape: alturistic, selfless love.

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Teacher: *Gives me 3 hours of homework*
    Teacher: *Goes trick-or-treating with kids....to my house*

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xRosex4 xRosex4
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:51am UTC
    ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸
    Dear Bestfriends,
    You're some of the best things that's ever happened to me.
    I love you, and I don't want to lose you.
    Because my life has been better since the day I found you.
    ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸ ☸

  17. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:06am UTC
    if loving you is wrong,
    screw you, I'm not risking it♥

  18. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:08am UTC
    WHEN A RELATIONSHIP IS OVER → LEAVE
    do not continue watering a dead flower

  19. lightupthenight lightupthenight
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Some people make
    the world
    SPECIAL
    just by being in it


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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