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ILoveSummer0731

Status: Hello:3

Member Since: 2 Jul 2011 04:11am

Last Seen: 15 Jul 2015 08:46pm

Birthday: July 31

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 189751

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haiii. i'm julia!~i blow out my candles on july 31~don't ask about my weird obsession with one direction. i'm a directioner.SINGLE POTATO, i blame justin bieber and one direction for my high standers of guys.okay? okay. i'm ugly so ignore my profile picture.okay bye!
  1. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    England
    Let me tell you something about America. We were best friends in the 1600's. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the mid 1700's, I started going to war with France and taxing the colonists, and they were like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would tax their tea, they'd be like, "Well we're just going to throw it all in Boston Harbor" And I'd be like, "Have fun with the new soldiers I'm sending over." So then, for the Intolerable Acts, which was their punishment for being so rude, I was like, "Guys, I'm going to make a bunch of soldiers stay in your houses and cut off your ports." I mean I couldn't have them stop paying taxes! They thought they were going to just not pay for a war they didn't want to get involved in in the first place! I mean, right? They were MY COLONIES. So then George Washington wrote King George III and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then America started a revolution because no one would listen to their stupid ideas, and they came back in the fall for the new One Direction album, all of their teenage girls were going crazy, and now I guess now they're obsessed with my my boys and my accent.

  2. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    I have so much to say
    It's too bad nobody wants to listen

  3. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    You want to know why people eat so much when they are stressed?
    Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts.

  4. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    When you haven't seen someone for a long time and they suddently became hot.

  5. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    Midterms will be the death of me.

  6. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    There's nothing like us,
    There's nothing like you and me,
    Together

  7. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    When we get old...
    We'll be the old
    annoying seniors
    causing trouble
    in the nursig homes.

  8. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Let's eat Grandma!
    Let's eat, Grandma!
    Punctuation Saves Lives.

  9. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Suicide isn't cowardly.
    Wanna know what's cowardly?
    Treating someone so badly
    that they want to end their life.

  10. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close yor heart from the things you don't want to feel.

  11. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    When my crush doesn't text me back right away:
    "I'm an ugly, stinky llama. Llama face!"

  12. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    I refuse to
    sink

  13. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    When you see him, you just can't help but
    smile. You jump whenever his name pops up on
    your phone. Just him saying one word to you
    makes your day. You could never get mad at
    him. He never leaves your mind, how happy
    he makes you. He's got that great smile. You
    really like him.
    Notice how I didnt say a name.
    But, thought about him didnt you?

  14. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    I think our relationship has finally reached the point where you should learn about my existence.
    Sincerely, Me.

  15. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    One Direction Facebook Statuses.
    Harry: anyone wanna hang out gettin sh*tfaced tonight(;
    Zayn: lol lms if you think i'm pretty xx
    Niall: starvin lol there's no food in this house, someone order me some nando's.
    Liam: rescued a lost puppy today hehe look how cute he is i'm gonna name him Bubbles!(:
    Louis: dis b*tch think she can talk behind my back without me findin out gurl I will cutchu, you're rude, you're tacky, goodbye.

  16. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    When someone asks me how One Direction was formed, I respond with,
    "It was a gift from the gods."

  17. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Some people like elounor.
    Some don't.
    Some people like payzer.
    Some don't.
    Some people like zerrie.
    Some don't.
    Nobody likes haylor.

  18. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Liam James Payne, the boy who goes to McDonalds to get a 10 piece nugget meal, got 11 chicken nuggets, and gave one back.

  19. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    (>'_')># I was gonna give you this waffle...
    #<('_'<) But then I was like,
    (>'#'<) "I'm hungry."
    (>'-'<) So I ate it.
    (>^-^<) I’m sorry.

  20. ILoveSummer0731 ILoveSummer0731
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    \(•_•)/
    ( ) Anyone want a Horan hug?
    / \

:)

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