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1. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 5:55pm UTC
   If my name was
   Marco,
   I would yell
   Polo
   after everytime somebody called
   my name.
   ♥
   my format
   
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2. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 5:52pm UTC
   We blame society,
   but aren't we somewhat part of it?
   ♥
   
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3. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   urban dictionary:
   Thanksgiving.
   1. Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating.
   "Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day."
   "Why don't we invent a holiday and give it a weird name?"
   "Fo shizzle, my pilgrizzle!"
   ♥
   haha fo shizzle, my pilgrizzle.
   I LOVE URBAN DICTIONARY :)
   
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4. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 7:02pm UTC
   If you think about it,
   When we're all grandmas, facebook will be like our life story..
   -tagged in 1982347510 pictures.
   -aboutt 98107519857 statuses.
   -oh, and 19348750198701 wall posts.
   ♥
   
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5. ILoveKyraAnne827
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   November 21, 2011 2:52pm UTC
   l0l
   this is what i see every time i go on witty.
   exciting, right!?
   -_-
   
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6. ILoveKyraAnne827
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   November 19, 2011 6:57pm UTC
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7. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   when you see
   those certain people hangout, and you know they talked about you the
   whole time.
   
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8. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 7:44pm UTC
   urban dictionary:
   Vampire.
   1. Something that does not sparkle.
   Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.
   ♥
   
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9. ILoveKyraAnne827
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   urban dictionary:
   Man.
   1. Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.
   Guy: Make me a sandwich, woman!
   ♥
   
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10. ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    that sad moment when
    you and your besfriend start going different ways and you have NOBODY to talk to anymore..
    format credit to: tylerr
    
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11. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 16, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Those really long quotes
    that are good enough to scroll back up and fave.
    
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12. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 15, 2011 10:08pm UTC
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13. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 15, 2011 2:57pm UTC
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14. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 14, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    urban dictionary:
    Shopping.
    3. Going to a large chain store(Walmart, K-mart, Target, etc.) and filling up a cart with as much random crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.
    Hey dude! I went shopping at Walmart today! Somebodys gonna be doing their job.
    ♥
    
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15. ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    urban dictionary:
    Friends.
    1. People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you.
    ♥
    
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16. ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    urban dictionary:
    Love.
    1. Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
    ♥
    
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17. ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    *p h o n e v i b r a t e s*
    YESS I GOT A TEXT!
    *reads text.*
    oh, hello facebook. -_-
    credit to: nerdyyyxx3
    
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18. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 13, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    urban dictionary:
    Lady Gaga.
    1. A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
    Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
    Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
    ♥
    S e r i e s ?
    
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19. ILoveKyraAnne827
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    November 10, 2011 7:28pm UTC
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20. ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Sister
    Did you know that the flat area of bone between your eyebrows is called the glabella?
    Did you know that there are more English speakers in India than in America?
    Did you know that twelve newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day?
    So Mom told you ?
    Yeah :(
    
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