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1. cmayl11
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophmore guy.
   The sophmore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.
   The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man.
   But the senior man, all hot and wild, secretely loves the freshman child.
   nmq/nmf
   
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2. ineedyou_xo
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   August 16, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   Today, it was brought to my attention that there is a website, ratemypoo.com, where people upload pictures of their poop and people rate them.
   I have officially lost all hope in humanity.
   
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3. wonderstruck25
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   *watching Bubble Guppies with my little cousin, Brady*
   Tv: what animal makes this noise?
   *hears noise*
   Brady: Parrot!
   Me: no, its a duck!
   Tv: that's right! It's a parrot!
   Me: wow. I need to learn my animals..
   
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4. skyscraper13
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   Freshman year...
   is gonna be hel/. everyone hates the freshman. help Lord.
   
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5. LilyTree
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   why do we fall?
   So we can learn to
   pick ourselves up.
   - batman
   
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6. idtapthat
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   Yeah, I've had a boyfriend.
   Club Penguin gets very sexual sometimes.
   -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee
   
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7. timraandnicole
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC
   Sometimes I get really angry at the way bologna is spelled.
   
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8. lollypop398
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   still wonedering why in high school musical all them ended up actors not singers?
   
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9. ghost town girl*
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   RoseArt Crayons
   No... just no...
   
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10. bazinga
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    When someone says
    "I like your shirt"
    I look down to see what i am wearing.
    
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11. jmslivelaughlove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    blacklace
    Dear restrooms,
    you aren't just a bathroom... you are a place to talk, gossip, cry, and escape my class
    Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
    ----------♥----------
    blacklace
    blacklace
    
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12. whenicall
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
    -mark twain
    
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13. soup6996
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    a_big_white_van started following you. - 2:27 am August 16, 2012
    Well... that's hot.
    
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14. Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Things girls need to know about guys #2:
    Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
    Should I do a series?
    
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15. whenicall
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    SHOUT OUT TO THE KID WHO WHISPERS THE ANSWER TO YOU WHEN THE TEACHER CALLS ON YOU BUT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
    
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16. defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    The worst part
    about summer is getting your period
    
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17. xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    If I get a tattoo of a grape,
    by the time I turn 70, will it look like a raisin?
    
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18. pakiprincezz4
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    We Live In A Society Were If
    Abrecrombie Said Breathing Is
    Unattractive...
    75% of our population would be dead.
    
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19. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    My Parents: Get off of your laptop and do something productive.
    Me: *makes dying whale sounds*
    
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20. AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm bored, I creep on random people that favorite my quotes.
    
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