me: i stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if i were this attractive, funny, intelligent, AND thin.
you:
queen of england:
obama:
english teacher:
brother:
america's funniest home videos host:
jimmy neutron:
carl:
llamas:
cat:
that dude from youtube:
neighbor:
timmy turner:
vicky:
hitlerr:
troy bolton:
world:
me: it's a public service really.