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ICantWaitToHATEYou

1. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2014 5:39pm UTC
   I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers.
   I mean, am I THAT HOT?
   
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2. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2014 4:27pm UTC
   Common Sense
   …is like a deodorant.
   The people who need it most never use it.
   
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3. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2014 12:46pm UTC
   When I die I want my last words to be,
   “I left a million dollars under the...”
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4. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   Marriage is a WORKSHOP where,
   husband WORK
   & wife SHOPS.
   
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5. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2013 12:09pm UTC
   What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
   I stare and smile and when I get tired…
   I put the mirror down.
   ;)
   
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6. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2013 6:43am UTC
   “Can I help you?”
   “No, I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say Hi”
   
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7. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2013 2:56pm UTC
   INTERNET,
   Please let me sleep.
   I like sleep. ♥♥♥
   
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8. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 9:48am UTC
   •○•○•○•○•
   The only reason
   I’m fat
   is because
   a tiny body
   couldn’t store
   all this personality.
   •○•○•○•○•
   
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9. ICantWaitToHATEYou
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 2:13pm UTC
   Unless your name is;
   ‘Google’
   stop acting like you F*CKING now everything!
   
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10. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:19am UTC
    A push up bra is like a bag of crisp. You open it and its half
    empty.
    
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11. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 11:14am UTC
    EX means:
    Thanks for the EXperience.
    Our time has EXpired.
    Now EXit my life.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx♦♦♦xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    
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12. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Life is too short to be anything but HAPPY. So KISS slowly, LOVE deeply, FORGIVE quickly. Take CHANCES and never have REGRETS. Forget the PAST but REMEMBER what it taught you.
    _____________________♥♥♥____________________
    
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13. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    If he only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.
    
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14. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    ______________________________________
    I can’t take this
    long distance relationship
    anymore.
    Fridge,
    you’re coming to my room.
    ______________________________________
    
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15. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:21am UTC
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16. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:18am UTC
    Realizing BOOB Is The Perfect Word:
    B|oo|b
    top view| front view| side view
    
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17. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:15am UTC
    I Mentally Murder People I Don't Like.
    
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18. ICantWaitToHATEYou
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:11am UTC
    Relatable Post #518
    When Someone Insults You And You Can’t Think Of A Good Come Back;
    “You Smell Funny”
    
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