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1. codysimpson143
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 10:06pm UTC
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2. Cutecat0413
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 10:09am UTC
   I was sitting in the car, talking to my mom about what happened with my guy friend, when she said, "Sarah, you've got to put your guard done and take a chance. This is what you want, and you have to go after it. Show him that it makes you happy, show him that you care, and show him that no matter what, you're willing to give anything."
   
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3. codysimpson143
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   Only in America
   do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
   
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4. codysimpson143
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   If you keep putting your face in that ugly duck pose,
   it just might stay that way ♥
   
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5. codysimpson143
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   "I Hate That B*tch"
   usually means shes pretty, everyone likes her, she has cute clothes, and she has a hot boyfriend
   admit it, youve said it before
   
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6. lol1234
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   January 10, 2012 11:47pm UTC
   When a couple call themselevs Love Birds,
   When they argue do they call themselves Angry Birds?
   
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7. Schizophrenia21
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 9:05am UTC
   Has anybody ever thought that
   Narwhals are sea unicorns?
   
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8. ThatsSoMeee
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   Knowing that someone is wrong for you
   doesn't change the way you feel.
   format ThatsSoMeee ♥
   
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9. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   I always
   feel so ugly when I'm with my friends,
   They're all prettier them me.
   
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10. SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 11:31am UTC
    11:11
    Comes twice a day, beacuse everyone deserves a second chance.
    
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11. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I don't re-check
    my test. I just flip threw the pages
    anyone else?
    
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12. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    If I worked at a restaurant
    on Valentine’s Day
    I would put a fake engagement ring
    In every girl’s food.
    Just to look at her reaction .
    © ThatsSoMeee :)
    
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13. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Today I saw a homeless man
    holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"
    
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14. Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    i wonder how long
    it takes a giraffe to throw up.
    all credit to meowbrynn
    
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15. tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:49am UTC
    ------------------------------------------------
    ONE DAY
    MAYBE WE'LL
    MEET AGAIN
    ------------------------------------------------
    
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16. tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    it's just better
    to not want anything. that way,
    if it goes away.. or it doesn't happen,
    you know, it just doesn't matter.
    
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17. tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:14am UTC
    every text i get,
    i hope it's from you.
    
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18. taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    No smoking in the building.
    I'm not.
    Oh yes you are;)
    
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19. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Even Though
    I think of you as my friend again, never again will I
    t h i n k o f y o u a s s o m e o n e I c a n t r u s t
    
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20. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    "that song is so
    old!"
    ""
    "Sorry I didn't know there was an expiration date on music!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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