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ICECREAMFOREVER

  1. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 15, 2013 2:25am EDT
    Money can't buy life
    - Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy

  2. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 15, 2013 2:19am EDT
    SWERVE
    ⊂_ヽ
      \\ Λ_Λ
       \( ˇωˇ) 
       / ⌒ヽ
       /   へ\
       /  / \\
       レ ノ   ヽ_つ
      / /
      / /
     ( (ヽ
     | |、\
     | 丿 \ ⌒)
     | |   ) /
    ノ )  Lノ
    (_/

  3. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 15, 2013 2:13am EDT
    _eyy Se_y _ady
    -Hangman Style

  4. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 11, 2013 4:12am EDT
    Just because it’s called make-up,
    it doesn’t mean it’s supposed to make-up
    99% of your face!

  5. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 11, 2013 4:10am EDT
    Forgetting to bring your phone to the toilet
    is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.

  6. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 11, 2013 4:08am EDT
    Friend: Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what it's made of?
    Me: Boyfriend material

  7. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 8, 2013 8:40am EDT
    DO NOT
    text me while you're driving cause I'm not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your a.ss is wrapped around a tree.

  8. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 3, 2013 6:14am EDT
    Girl: Studying with my girls ♥
    4 hours ago· comment · 12 likes
    Girl: Stop messing about -.-
    4 hours ago· comment · 7 likes
    Girl: It's lunch time!
    3 hours ago· comment · 2 likes
    Girl: I think I'm going to have dessert :)
    2 hours ago· comment · 8 likes
    Girl: Delicious!
    2 hours ago· comment · 3 likes
    Girl: Coffee anyone?
    1 hours ago· comment · 10 likes
    Girl: FINALLY! Happy that we are now studying...
    10 minutes ago from Laptop· comment · 2 likes
    Friend: Wow you're a news feed.
    5 minutes ago • like • 867 likes

  9. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:36am EDT
    Complete It :)
    Life Is _____________ ,
    1. Beautiful
    2. Hell
    3. Boring
    4. Fun
    5. Confused
    6. Tension Full :X
    7. Undefined :/
    8. Other
    When You're In Love.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:33am EDT
    Never judge a book by its cover.
    Example: 50 Shades Of Grey is not a book about colors.

  11. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:30am EDT
    Can Bob the builder fix my grades?

  12. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:28am EDT
    I saw two twin babies. One had a shirt that said 'Copy' the other 'Paste'
    That made my day.

  13. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:22am EDT
    I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are, more people will like you.
    ____━━____┓━╭━━━━━╮
    ____━━____┗┓|::::::^━━━^
    ____━━____━┗|:::::|。◕‿‿ ◕。|
    ____━━____━━ ╰O–O-O–O

  14. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    May 2, 2013 5:13am EDT
    I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the Internet, read the Internet, and listen to the Internet.

  15. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 6:02am EDT
    If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

  16. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 5:43am EDT
    H.O.P.E
    Hold on. Pain ends.

  17. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 5:39am EDT
    PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel.
    OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
    REALIST: A freight train.
    TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

  18. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 5:35am EDT
    Witty Addiction Disorder.

  19. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 5:16am EDT
    I have a life, it's just that 90% of the time it involves my bed and Witty.

  20. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
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    April 27, 2013 5:13am EDT
    Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS
    (Smiled A Little Then Stopped)
    It's more truthful.

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