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Sweets are the best when it hurts ♥
#girlwithbigdreams
Baby you better have a license, cause you're driving me crazy!♥

ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 5:10am UTC

That one day of fame when it's your birthday.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 5:02am UTC

What's that thing called where your crush likes you back?
oh yeah imagination.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 4:52am UTC

Why does everything matter when it's too late?

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 4:47am UTC

Commercials are tolerable if they're creative.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:42am UTC

We all have tried the neighbors WiFi to see if it works.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 4:39am UTC

I believe in hate at first sight.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 17, 2013 7:34am UTC

BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
Comment what you are :)
JANUARY → born the funniest
FEBRUARY → born the craziest
MARCH → born the cutest
APRIL → born the sweetest
MAY → born the kindest
JUNE → born the most serious
JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
AUGUST → born the sexiest
SEPTEMBER → born the most romantic
OCTOBER → born the best in bed
NOVEMBER → born the nicest
DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers
November - born the nicest :)
- ICECREAMFOREVER -

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 9:04am UTC

At McDonald when they say
‘sorry about your wait’
they really mean
‘sorry about your weight’

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 9:00am UTC

Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:05am UTC

What if
the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can't afford an education?

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 10:41am UTC

I would rather read the iTunes
terms and conditions
than go to school.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 12, 2013 10:39am UTC

I bet you didn't know:
Before air conditioning was invented,
white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 10:37am UTC

Pretty Little Liars
is the reason I have trust issues.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 12, 2013 10:35am UTC

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her spxrm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crxp, be ready to receive a ton of shxt.
RESPECT HER.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 12, 2013 10:30am UTC

There's actually a word for the day after tomorrow
Overmorrow.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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February 1, 2013 6:28am UTC

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:26am UTC

Dear Glee,
I'm pretty sure cheerleaders don't wear their uniforms 24/7.
Sincerely,
An actual high school student

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:23am UTC

Drama free, worry free.
That's the way I wanna be :)