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  1. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    "Anyway, I really need this job,
    which means I can't do things like yell or pin my stupid name tag upside down or wear jeans that have rips in them or sacrifice puppies in the toy aisle."
    - Will Grayson (the depressive one)
    Oh gosh this book is hilarious.
    >.<

  2. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    People say that there are no limits.
    The sad thing is, I really don't believe that.
    What I do believe, however, is that there will come a point where I'll break.
    Everything just feels like it's building up to this big breaking point, but then it goes back to normal.
    But I'm not going to fool myself and think that it'll all just blow over.
    Because, one day, in some moment of recklessness, I won't be able to hold back,
    and I'll just snap.
    And in the end I won't even regret it.

  3. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    The water is clear,
    But your wrists are stained.
    Your face says happy,
    But your eyes say pain.
    tumblr.

  4. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:04am UTC
    You asked me,
    how I, being immortal, survive so many
    deaths.
    There is no great secret.
    You endure what is unbearable,
    and you bear it. That is all.
    - Magnus Bane

  5. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I think some people seriously underestimate just how much music can influence others.
    I can honestly say that if it weren't for music, then I wouldn't still be here to this day.
    It's what helps me get through life.
    And if someone says that they don't really appreciate music or that it isn't something that matters...
    Well, I just can't understand that.

  6. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    "Oh I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It
    would be a privelege to have my
    heart broken by you."
    -Augustus Waters ♥

  7. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 6:48am UTC
    If a thing loves, then it is infinite.
    ~ William Blake

  8. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Music is my therapy.

  9. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    EACH OF US,
    IN OUR OWN WORLD,
    may believe we have stumbled down one corridor, and that our fate is sealed and certain, but a word, a glance, a slip -anything can change that, alter it entirely.
    Our destination is the same in the end, but our journey -part determined, part chosen- is different for us all,
    AND CHANGES EVEN AS
    WE LIVE AND GROW.
    -The Wasp Factory
    nmf

  10. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Having a really attractive family and thinking,
    'Where did I go
    wrong?'

  11. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC
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  12. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Nicholas Hoult as a zombie:
    *Okay, say something human*
    "Nirrgghhh."
    *Nailed it!*
    Omg, I literally cannot wait till Warm Bodies comes out XD

  13. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Pouring yourself a bowl of cereal, only to realise there's no milk left.
    *cries quietly in corner*

  14. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    "You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me."
    She smiled up at him. Filthy as he was, covered in blood and dirt, he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
    "But I don't want anything else in the world."

  15. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I'll follow you for any cause,
    I'll fight for you in any war,
    And all to say that I am yours.
    Be The One - Jack Peñate

  16. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 11:33am UTC
    OMG.
    **this is just going to be me fangirling to myself, by the way**
    Robert Sheehan is playing Simon, who is freaking funny
    and awesome.
    Jamie Campbell Bower is finally starting to look really sexy as Jace.
    I've seen Kevin Zegers with his hair dyed black and I can now imagine him as Alec (Alec's always been my favourite, but he's gay so... >.<).
    And Magnus looks freaking hilarious. He is the one who I can't wait to see \(^.^)/
    And it's coming out next year :'(
    This won't make any sense at all unless you've read The Mortal Instruments...
    :D

  17. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:08am UTC
    "You smell good."
    "It's called a shower. Soap. Shampoo. Hot water."
    "Naked. I know the drill."
    Ah, you just gotta love Patch ^__^
    -Hush, Hush

  18. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    *Me the first time I watched Gangham Style*
    "Dafuq is this?"
    *Me the second time I watched Gangham Style*
    "...
    HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY, SEEEEXXXXXXYYYYYY LAAAADDDDYYYYY!"

  19. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    I am so uncontrollably in love with Imagine Dragons.
    Anyone else heard of them?
    :)

  20. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    *home alone*
    *sees horror movie advert*
    "HOLY MOTHERFUDGER TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!"

:)

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