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HunterTheGreatest

1. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 25, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   I tried to kill a spider with hairspray, i didnt kill it, but its hair was fabulous.
   
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2. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 24, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   and the worst part is passing by him, pretending there was never anything between us.
   
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3. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   *at a store*
   Oh hey, thats cute!
   *checks price tag*
   On second thought, not really.
   *walks away awkwardly*
   
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4. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   Alarm Clock:
   Because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
   
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5. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   laughing so hard,
   no noise coming out,
   so you sit there clapping
   like a retarded seal.
   
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6. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   that awkward moment when you call your teacher mom..
   
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7. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   laughing so hard,
   no noise coming out,
   so you sit there clapping
   like a retarded seal.
   
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8. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   That awkward moment between your birth and death.
   
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9. HunterTheGreatest
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   October 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   its funny how one minute you can be laughing, and the next minute youre crying.
   
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10. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 23, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Used to tell me, "Sky's the limit", now the sky's our point of view
    
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11. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 23, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    I don't know if this makes sense, but you're my hallelujah
    Give me a time and place, and I'll rendezvous, and I'll fly you to it,
    I'll beat you there
    Girl you know I got you
    Us, trust...
    A couple of things I can't spell without 'U'
    
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12. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 23, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    dont tell me you know me, because guess what? you know nothing about me.
    
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13. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 23, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    & when i have a dream, i work above and beyond to get there.
    
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14. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 22, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    when i get out of the shower and wrap a towel around myself, i pretend im wearing a designer dress and am on the the red carpet posing.
    nmq
    
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15. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 19, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    hey guys please watch this video if you have time! its me and my friends doing a tutorial! its really funny! just copy and past the link into your url! comment and subscribe if you have youtube channels too! thanks xD http://youtu.be/4bKnErn-XWY
    
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16. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 16, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    when i say "i dont know" it means i dont want to answer you, not that i really dont know.
    -kids across America
    
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17. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 14, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    what a point i have made, when i was Hunter i got so much attention, and now i am myself and i get ignored? its just like real life.
    
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18. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    sometimes, i just need time alone; time with me and my music.
    
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19. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 9, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i open my mouth , yet no words come out. how long do i have to keep my feelings inside ?
    
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20. HunterTheGreatest
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    October 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    some people need to understand, girls can be overprotective of their boyfriends because its the only thing they can really call theirs.
    
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