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HoransArmy

Nom nom nom.... I love and admire five boys by the names of Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne and Harry Styles. A Directioner since Torn ♥ ♪ ♫ ❦ I shall be Forever Young and Loving the Moments ❦ ♀+♀= ♥ GENDER ♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T ♂+♀= ♥ MATTER BECAUSE LOVE HAS NO BOUNDRIES

HoransArmy
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...
Except for herpes that sh*t' will come back with you.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Cool story
mom.
Never tell it again.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:51pm UTC

That song on your ipod
that you always skip
but never delete

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:23am UTC

You're the type of
boy I'd make a
sandwich for.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:16am UTC

The pain of holding on,
Is always greater than
The pain of letting go.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:08am UTC

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone. You answer it.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:47am UTC

Hey I just f*cked you,
and this is crazy
butIforgetthecondom,
so here's your baby.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 5:58pm UTC

HELLO
my name is
Esteban Julio Ricardo
de la Rosa Ramirez

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 7:55pm UTC

I'd love to stay and chat but you're a b*tch.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 5:39pm UTC

I'm a leader not a follower.
.....unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Parent: We need to talk....
Me (thinking): crap! what did they find out?!!!
Parent: You need to stop leaving the light on.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Teacher:
Why didn't you do your homework?
Normal people:
My dog ate it.
Directioners:
Niall ate it.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:18pm UTC

I can see you're sad
even when you smile
even when you laugh
I can see that deep inside you want to cry

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:31pm UTC

"But mom, what If I get kidnapped?"
"Trust me, they'd bring you back."

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:28pm UTC

I wonder what goes through his mind
whenever my name is mentioned.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Nothing's Impossible, Charlie.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Home is:
N̶o̶u̶n̶:̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶e̶s̶p̶.̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶h̶o̶l̶d̶.̶̶
A̶d̶j̶e̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶:̶ ̶O̶f̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶h̶o̶l̶d̶:̶ ̶d̶o̶m̶e̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶.̶
Me: A place where I can feel and look ugly, and enjoy it.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 6:23am UTC

Steve, you are a god.
First came witty chat.
Then came mobile version of witty.
Now, you have allowed us to create FORMATS in the mobile version. And that's not all, we can select already made formats!
Steve, I take my hat off to you.

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:45am UTC

I Love you :)
I luv u 2 xx
Say it properly
....._\____________________,,__
..../ `--│││││││││----------------------_]
.../_==o ____________________
.....),---.(_(__) /
....// (\) ),------
...//___//
../`----' / ...
./____ / ... .

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HoransArmy
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:23am UTC

Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, Its hi, How are you

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