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  1. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Anyone can make you smile,
    many people can make you cry,
    but it takes someone really special to
    make you smile with tears in your eyes.

  2. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    The Divorce Rate
    Amongst my socks is astonishing.
    -tunblr. nmf.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    did you know that a large group of baboons is called a congress?
    that explains a lot now, doesn't it?

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    it's all fun and games until
    you realize your Capri Sun has no strw, then sh/t gets real, real fast.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    let's stay up unreasonably late tonight
    and then complain about how unreasonably exhausted we are tomorrow.

  6. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    when a girl changes in front of you:
    1) she is really interested in you
    2) you're level 99 friendzoned.
    3) she's pretty sure you're gay.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

  9. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    So I started high school this year & I'm just wondering where all the cute boys
    are because I thought I was supposed to find them here.

  10. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I remember the drive home, when the blind hope
    turned to crying and screaming why
    flowers pile up in the worst way,
    no one knows what to say about the boy who died
    AND IT'S ABOUT TO BE HALLOWEEN
    you could be anything you wanted if you were still here
    i love you to the moon and back

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Do you ever have these imaginary scenes in your head
    of you in situations that would never actually happen? And, whenever you're bored or spacing out or just walking around, you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over.

  12. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are dating.
    When they break up I wonder who will write a new song first.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    somthing to ponder over:
    the kids born in 2000 will be teenagers next year.

  14. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    yesterday, 6 o'clock, after not wishing her a happy birthday the whole day not speaking to her at all, out on her porch, i rung the doorbell & she was shocked when she opened the door, finding me with my guitar, in a suit, with a rose, she was in her bunny pajamas, with a comfy shirt, hair in a bun, she was perfect so i started strumming & directing her to her porch swing...
    me: -finished singing niall's solo in little things-
    my crush (emily): ... -eyes teary & ready to cry-
    me: i've meant to tell you i've liked you since day one..
    on the playground when you were stacking blocks & i was playing with chalk my heart got big. when i saw you in 5th grade with all the boys wanting to be your boyfriend, i cried when i went home. i remember in 8th grade you told me i was your best friend as you held hands with Robert my heart broke. our first year as freshman i helped you with all your homework, "study buddies" i remember you saying. & now sophmore year you were calling me on the telephone saying about how robert was cheating, i remember rushing over there, & i grabbed your head as you cried in my chest i knew i had to tell you. 2 weeks ago i decided how, by singing you your favorite part of your favorite song.
    emily: sam... -her eyes were so filled with water- -she just leaned in & kissed my cheek-
    me: now take this rose, & i will promise i wont hurt you.
    emily: -still speechless-
    me: & come with me on a date this saturday, i asked your mum & she said yes. don't worry about when i travel to the states, i'll call you every night.
    emily: i love you. i just never realized how much until now
    me: me too. i've always know.
    i left then & she held the rose close to her heart, i couldn't help but smile all the way home
    its true

  15. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    My sister was in Wal-Mart, and this guy came up to her randomly,
    This is how their conversation went...
    Him: *Walks up to her, straight faced*
    Him: Mam, do you know how to make Holy Water?
    Her: Uhm, no?
    Him: You boil the living h3ll out of it.
    Him: *Walks away like nothing happened*
    Her: Am I on T.V. or something?

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    'I like you..'
    I wonder what would happen if
    I just came out with it and told you I like you.
    What would you do?
    How would you react?
    I’ve played it over and over again in my mind,
    and every time it ended beautifully,
    I just can never build up the courage
    to make it a reality.
    I guess I’ll never know until I try…

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    How to get a boyfriend:
    1. idk

  18. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I think a lot of overeweight girls are hypocrites.
    I'm naturally skinny, I eat what I want
    ,
    I don't starve myself, and I'm beautiful.
    So why are you allowed to love your 'curves'
    but I can't love my 'bones'?
    Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but
    wrong for me to call you fat?
    If you tell me to 'gain weight' how come I
    can't tell you to lose weight?
    If you can feel beautiful for being big, then I
    can feel beautiful being small. Get over it.

  19. selena8887777 selena8887777
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Conversation with my 8 year old cousin:
    Him: Who sings this song?
    Me: Chris Brown.
    Him:That`s weird.
    Me: What`s weird?
    Him: There is a kid in my school named Chris White.
    Him: They must be cousins.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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