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Honolulu
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January 13, 2013 4:51pm UTC

In all seriousness, have Edward and Bella ever had a conversation about something besides how much he loves her?

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Honolulu
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January 11, 2013 6:18pm UTC

What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?
They're both harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.
nmq just thought it was hilarious

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Honolulu
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January 10, 2013 9:39pm UTC

...That awkward moment
when someone you've been following for ages gets witty famous and you're still like "Woo I got 3 faves!!"

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Honolulu
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January 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC

When you're with two friends and they're sharing headphones rocking out and you're just sitting to the side like "I enjoy dairy products..."

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Honolulu
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January 7, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Couldn't you in theory get a top quote by commenting on your own a bunch of times?
...

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Honolulu
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January 7, 2013 8:32pm UTC

So a duck flew into my face today...

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Honolulu
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January 6, 2013 8:45pm UTC

How can we live in the moment when the moment is the present and the present is the future and you cannot change the past of moments ever-changing?

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Honolulu
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January 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC

Okay, I'll make a deal with you:
We'll go on a date when Spongebob gets his drivers license!

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Honolulu
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January 6, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I always run out of conditioner before I run out of shampoo.
Just me?

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Honolulu
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January 5, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Plot Twist: making friends is easy.
Bigger Plot Twist: keeping friends is easy.

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Honolulu
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I miss the days when pretending meant playing house.
Now, we pretend to be friends,
pretend to care,
pretend to try.
I miss the days of being a kid.

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Honolulu
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January 1, 2013 5:38pm UTC

New Year's Eve: asleep at 10:00pm
#partyrockin

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Honolulu
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December 29, 2012 11:01am UTC

Who's more important-
Who you were born loving... or who you die loving?
<3

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Honolulu
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Just hearing your name
Makes my heart stop.
I freeze.
Ice fills where the blood was pumping.
I'm choking on keeping the emotions in.
I can't show how jealous it makes me, knowing you two are still friends.
I look down and murmur acknowledgement.
I continue what I was doing.
But I never forget a single time I simply heard your name.

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Honolulu
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 10:23pm UTC

*talking to friend*
Me: wait so he got shot?
Him: no somebody knifed him.
Me: oh.
Him: it's forked up.
Me: ...
Him: what, too spoon?
true story.

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Honolulu
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December 20, 2012 10:18pm UTC

It occured to me today:
I don't hate you because you're... you.
I hate you because whenever I look at you all the mistakes I made and all the things I hate about myself are reflected back.

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Honolulu
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December 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

There are more regulations on Ladders than there are on guns.

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Honolulu
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December 15, 2012 2:15pm UTC

It's Christmas Eve.
A mother in Newtown Connecticut sits staring at the tree, undecorated.
She would have strung up the lights with her 5 year old daughter, just over a week before.
She never got the chance.
Her husband sits silently a few feet away on the couch.
He stares into the unlit fireplace, a thousand miles away.
An empty bottle of whiskey sits on the coffee table.
They don't speak, and won't for a long, long time.
They can't have any more kids, not that they would want anyone but their little girl.
And they can't have her either.
Innocent children, rest in paradise.
Since I'm unsure after this, if there is a God, dance through the skies by the Lord.

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Honolulu
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December 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC

>>>The closer you were while still friends,
the more split up you are now.<<<
</3

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Honolulu
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December 12, 2012 8:42pm UTC

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Resolved Question
I was wondering what the plural of apocalypse is. Nobody seems sure, and I was just wondering if anyone out there knows.
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If the apocalypse is the end, why would there be more than one?
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