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1. HomestuckQuotes
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 6:15pm UTC
   VRISKA: I only ever wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that.
   VRISKA: You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant.
   VRISKA: And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
   VRISKA: You just have to know who you are and stay true to that.
   VRISKA: So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
   VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.
   
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2. HomestuckQuotes
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   I found out something interesting on Tumblr
   Latula means "the dick" in Spanish.
   Hussie why.
   
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3. HomestuckQuotes
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   November 21, 2012 11:29am UTC
   I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS F/CKER WON'T DIE.
   He's a hilarious, rascally clown!
   You know how it is with clowns.
   NO??
   They are notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don't make any sense.
   I'm personally not aware of a single timeline in which this codpiece packing moron dies.
   WHAT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
   It means you can't keep down the clown.
   ??????
   Say it with me.
   "You can't keep down the clown."
   NO, I WON'T SAY THAT.
   SAY IT!
   
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4. HomestuckQuotes
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   November 21, 2012 8:18am UTC
   I DON'T USE CAPS LOCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TRAINING KEY FOR RETARDS.
   A training key?
   MAYBE ALSO FOR GIRLS. FOR WHEN THEY GET HYSTERICAL AND MAKE THEIR LETTERS SHOUT.
   Ok, got it. Really great theories there.
   So... how do you usually type then?
   JUST. NEVER MIND.
   Hang on. Are you saying you hold down shift with one hand, while hunting and pecking for all the letters with the other?
   And whenever you type a 'u' you just let go of shift??
   I SAID NEVER MIND.
   Wow.
   
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5. HomestuckQuotes
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   November 20, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   TC: MaGeNtS aRe A hElL oF bIpOlAr MoThErF^CkErS tHeY aTtRaCt EaChOtHeR bEcAuSe OnE sIdE hAtEs AnD tHe OtHeR sIdE lOvEs ThEy StIcK tOgEtHeR bEcAuSe OtHeRwIsE tHeY wOuLd FeEl LoNeLy As F^Ck ThEy WoRk BeCaUsE oF tRuE lOvE aNd AcCePtAnCe... Y'kNoW... aNd LoVe Is A mOtHeRf^cKiNg MiRaClE
   - Gamzee Makara
   
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6. HomestuckQuotes
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 12:04am UTC
   *John throws bucket*
   *bucket hits Karkats face*
   No, John, stop
   he is too young for that
   
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7. HomestuckQuotes
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
   TG: oh man
   TG: how big is it
   EB: i dunno.
   EB: big, i guess.
   ~Dave and John :3
   
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8. HomestuckQuotes
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   November 19, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   Caliborn.
   Caliborn what are you doing.
   Stop it.
   
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9. HomestuckQuotes
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 11:30pm UTC
   well the 2hort 2tory ii2 that iit2 an iimmer2iive 2iimulatiion that you play wiith a group.
   the long 2tory ii2 that the fate of our ciiviiliizatiion depend2 on u2 playiing iit.
   heh ii gue22 the long one wa2 2horter than the 2hort one F~CK.
   — Sollux Captor
   
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