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asmileonmyface
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December 26, 2012 11:51pm UTC

Short Girl Problems #1
Even when you buy "short" jeans, their still too long.

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sammy*
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November 25, 2012 4:38pm UTC

If I was a docter.
Hot guy: I sprained my wrist.
Me: Okay take off your underwear.

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Hopelesscrusher
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June 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Wearing a hoodie and shorts
because you are confused about
the weather.

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:14pm UTC

If it still hurts,
you still care.
♥

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igorawr15
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April 22, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Popular Football Player is in a relationship with That girl who no one talks to.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
I posted this on january 25th. they are still together <3 it gives me hope :)

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:04am UTC

When You Sneeze On Your Pericd:
NIAGRA FALLS.

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BebeCutie99
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:30am UTC

Me: MOM!!!! MAKE ME FOOD!
Mom: You're old enough to do it yourself!
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Police officer: So, tell me how your house burned down.
Me: Well...I was making a sandwich......
Police officer: I've heard enough.

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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:21pm UTC

During a math test:
Me:My answer is 23
Answer Choices: 170, 195, 264, 362.
Me: Well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

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curaska
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:47pm UTC

that moment when
all the old memories with him replay in your head
nmf

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:39pm UTC

That moment when...
your crush sneaks up behind you to surprise you. follow?:D

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lessthanthirteen
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:21pm UTC

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS #9
I CAN'T HEAR THE T.V. WHILE I'M EATING CRUNCHY SNACKS.
iwastesomuchtime.com

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trixie0504
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March 13, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Witty: Please Sign In To Fav This Quote
Me : *signs in even though I though I was already signed in*
Witty: Your Already Signed In Silly!
Me: Ehhh???
-_- Fav If This Happens To You...

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TarBear9697
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March 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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It feels a lot better
when a random stranger compliments you,
instead of one of your friends.
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emilyeelovesyouh
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:39pm UTC

YOU
See a cute guy
in public
then your parents
embarrass you
-.-
story of every girls
life.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:04pm UTC

being "popular"
isn't going to help you get
into Harvard
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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OneDiectionInfection
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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Amenah
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 5:09pm UTC

AND I STILL TURN MY HEAD,
» whenever I hear your name «
Format by Sandrasaurus

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

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