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  1. wolfyluvspineapple wolfyluvspineapple
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    without you i'll be miserable at best.

  2. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    the hunger games #5
    Peeta: *Liked girl for 11 years*
    Peeta: *Doesn't tell her until he's supposed to kill her*
    You're smart, Peeta.

  3. Justyoureverydaygirll Justyoureverydaygirll
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    One does not simply
    Look cool while wearing crocs..

  4. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Twilight Convo on Facbook.
    Jacob Balck: Just took A Shower!
    Edward Cullen: It's About Time!
    Jacob Black: Let Me Rephrase That-Just took a
    shower with Bella!
    Bella Swan: Stop It Jacob.
    Jacob Black: Why? You Didn't Tell Me To Stop In It
    When We Were In The Shower.
    Edward Cullen: I'm Getting Angry!
    Jacob Black: What The F.uck Are You Gonna Do About It?
    Sparkle Me To Death?

  5. _lifeisamazing _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Friend: Eww! My school picture is ssssoo ugly
    *shows me picture, looks 1000 times better then mine*
    Friend: I'm doing picture retake day!
    Me: Well you see I've come to terms with the fact that no matter how many pictures they take I will always look like a walrus who has a slight mishap with a chainsaw.

  6. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Gale: Magic Conch, Katniss volunteered as Tribute for The Hunger Games. What should I do?
    Magic Conch: Nothing.
    Gale: THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN.
    Gale:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. user101 user101
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    and you may be with her but i still had you first; i want you back.

  10. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    *waiting in the emergency room for my little sister to get stitches*
    Nurse (yelling at random doctor): Shut the door!
    Me: TURN THE LIGHT OFF!
    Random Person Across Room: I WANNA BE WITH YOU!
    Me: I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE!
    Random Person: I WANNA LAY BESIDE YOU!
    Me: I CAN NOT HIDE THIS!
    Together: EVEN THOUGH I TRY!
    Life=made

  11. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    The Notebook #1
    "So it's not gonna be easy.
    It's gonna be really hard.
    We're gonna have to work at this everyday,
    but I want to do that because I want you.
    I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday."

  12. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    how do some girls get boyfriends so easily wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

  13. EllieB123 EllieB123
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    So today...
    My mom found out that I cut.
    I was expecting a lecture...
    But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
    And said...
    "We're in this together"
    true story

  14. MacKenzieSwims MacKenzieSwims
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:21am UTC
    just a reminder that we all die in 3 months lol

  15. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:31am UTC
    S.A.P
    (Socially Awkward Penguin/Potato)

  16. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 12:34am UTC
    IT FINALLY
    happened today,
    he took me outside in the pouring rain &
    proposed!
    he then spun me arounnd and kissed me.
    HAHA NO...
    I just fed my dog
    NMF/NMQ

  17. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 1:05am UTC
    Teacher in 2012: Okay class, today we're going to look at an old classic movie called Romeo and Juliet.
    Teacher in 2142: Okay class, today we're going to look at an old classic movie called Mean Girls.
    -Tumblr.

  18. Snuff Snuff
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    August 19th, 2012
    You've Been Remade

  19. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Guys! I got it figured out
    Gingers don't have soals because God gave them all to Ed Sheeran

  20. Snuff Snuff
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I haven't wrote in a while
    maybe thats cause i've found my smile
    this one day, i found my soul
    and now my heart really knows
    that i can let little things make me happy
    and live my life young, wild and free
    -sandra

:)

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