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HighTaco

  1. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Sorry mom I can't clean my room, i'm ugly.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. eleph4nt eleph4nt
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:40am UTC
    to all the unconfident girls
    don't sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident. just do it. get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say "thank you" instead of "no i'm not" when someone calls you pretty. fake that fuuccckkinng confidence until it's real, do you understand me? now go own that red lipstick.
    i stole this, but you all need to hear it babes.

  4. eleph4nt eleph4nt
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:16am UTC
    F ∞ d
    chicken is my bestie.

  5. eleph4nt eleph4nt
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    my prince is not coming on a white horse
    but on a turtle,
    that's why it takes so long before we're together
    nmq

  6. eleph4nt eleph4nt
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    so justin bieber performs shirtless, but goes into a pool with a shirt on.

  7. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    Can 2014 be the year i become hot..or do I have to wait even longer?

  8. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    "You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it

  9. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    *laughs for 10 minutes*
    *stops*
    *catches breath*
    *thinks about what made me laugh*
    *laughs for 10 more minutes*

  10. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    I'm a victoria's secret model. It's just a secret that not even victoria knows.

  11. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    *hopscotches away from your bullshít*

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:04am UTC
    we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u

  13. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    happy holidays!
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    ❅ ☃

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Let me pick up the pieces that lay scattered. Let me mend the heart, that I once with a lie shattered. Let me heal your wounded heart, and put the pieces together. Let me take you by the hand, and lead the way. Let me hug you tight and push your fears away. Let us be happy and erase all the hurt.
    >>

  15. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 11:28am UTC
    Live for the moments you can't put into words.

  16. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Can you ever let go of those who leave?

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    OMG ive always wanted a gay best friend!!!
    or a straight best friend
    or a best friend.
    or a friend

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate

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